[12/03/24].
Hello there.
Hi.
Whomever it may concern...
This is so dumb.
Howdy Stranger!
Why am I torturing myself with this??
Okay, okay, okay. Enough. Beginning, a start, just begin with a start.
Hi.
My name is well, you don't need to know that, but you may address me as Your Highne- Pfft! Stop! right, serious now, for reals.
Hi, my name isn't something for you to know about as there is, I don't know, 85-6 maybe 8, yeah, there is more than an 88% chance of you being a complete stranger and not someone I actually know but who can really say, right? So, you can just call me Anonymous. Yeah, now that sounds cool. There's not much to know about me though there isn't all that much I'm willing to share with you about me either way so... But! I am willing to say simple and harmless facts about me that there would be absolutely no way you would be able to use against me in the very near future. Ehem! okay, so I'm an Aquarius, yeah, I know exactly what you're thinking right now - I'm gonna be doing all the talking in this possibly newfound friendship, aren't I? I'll stop you there and just say no, you will not be doing all the work, I mean yeah, I'm more of a listener then a talker but that's just a common thing to know when it comes to us air sign folk. Now, I mean come on of course I was gonna say it, who wouldn't? my favorite colour is green though I really love purple and blue and brown, Ooh yellow! and can't forget 'bout orange, pretty much basically all colours in and out the rainbow, what'll be your's I oh so wonder. I'm an animal person, just saying that now, very big fan of all and every creature especially cats, love 'em.
Now.
Yes, not much to go on but really who knows where and who's hands this letter may land in, might do a whole few laps of the world before finally reaching its destination.
I've never- well actually, I have done this before I suppose, like when I was really, really, really little-er? I can barely remember it, but I did have a pen pal once upon a time, nice lady, but now I have you! so, yeah.
First off, some questions? simple enough, nothing too hard or too personal.
What's your star sign?
What's your favorite colour or colours (plural?) do you have a favorite colour?
What should I call you if not your name?
Got any hobbies?
...
Yeah. That's all I guess, can't really think of much else to say.
Any who, looking forward? to hearing your reply, I think anyway, not sure yet.
Bye.
