socks (sock x shoe one shot)

socks and shoes

This was written bc i was bored asf idrk whats happening lmao but i put little notes through it bc y not ig but anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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The socks were always thrown behind the couch. It was rare for there to be shoes to be thrown behind the couch, but behind this particular couch there was a pair one shoes and a pair of socks. They were both smelly as shit. I mean why do you think they were  under the couch. Anyway the shoes just got there today when they caught the socks eyes. "Holy jesus your hot," the socks said. The shoe turned around suductivly (an: i cant spell ignore the spelling) and grinned that hot motherfucking grin. "yummy mommy," the shoe said  while wigglings its eyebrows. They deadass stared at eachother for like 5 minutes just eye fucking eachother. Get a room. 

Socks knew they were in love, I mean come on, Shoes was lowkey hot. Shoes was having the same thoughts. They started creeping towards eachother. Socks leaped at Shoes, Shoes was startled but thats ok. Socks black orbs stared into Shoes blue shinny discs. (an: AHHHH IM CRINGING SO HARD LMAOOOOOO) "Can I?" Socks asks. As if Socks was asking for permision.

They werent.

"Of couse my scrumtious pookie wookie bbg." Shoes replied with a smirk. Socks entered Shoes. I didnt know it was possible but Shoes let out a deep growl. Shoes screamed at Socks to go deeper. "Yes kitten bear," Socks said. (an: no) 

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5 minutes later they were done, like damn ok that was fast but anywayyy. (an: i couldnt, i just couldnt write a sock and shoe sex scene like no)Shoes and Socks were staring at eachother with love. "I love you my sausage vausage," Socks said randomly. (an: yes that was a referance from Willy Wonka the Musical i cant rember if it was in the movie but if you got ur awesome, ur also awesome if u did but yk) Socks gasped after they said it because they ment to say it in their head, not out load. Shoe stared at Socks, unable to speak yet they knew they reciprocated (an: wow big word, jkjk) the feeling but was to in shock to say so. Socks started to tear up and turn around.

"WAIT!!! I LOVE YOU TOO SOCKS!" Shoes shouted at Socks. "You do?" Socks said. "Yes. Yes of course I do pookie," Shoes replied. They started to inch towards eachother when they heard footsteps. Someone was aproching the couch. "Babe have you see my shoe??" a womens voice shouted in the distance. "Check behind the couch," a deeper voice replied. 

Shoes looked over at Socks. "No. No they cant be talking about you pookie," Shoe said as the rapid steps aproached. A hand reached down behind the couch in a frantic rush. "Were going to be late if I dont find my stupid shoes," that same women said. The she touched her shoes and strted to grab the. "NOOO!! NOO NO NO NO!! POOKIE SHMOOKIE YOU CANT LEAVE ME!!" Shoes screamed but it was to late.

Shoes was gone for good and Socks was back alone again.

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If you cant tell im super bored anyway i hope u enjoyed the cringe as much as I did😝