On the third morning of Joe I was woken up by Joe knocking on my door. I said he could come in and when my eyes adjusted to the morning light I could see by his face that he was very stressed. Before I could ask what was wrong he started talking."I forgot to tell you but you will be starting your new school today!" He exclaimed.
I gasped.
"Yeah sorry i forgot to tell you... but you need to get up now or you'll be late for you first day!"Joe said before leaving the room.
This was very unexpected but I had no time to stress about it, so I jumped out of bed and threw on an outfit. I wore a long sleeved black top with a graphic of a skull printed on it, grey cargo pants, my black platform boots, and a many silver necklaces. Then I realised I didn't have a backpack or any school supplies. I was going to have to raid the Jonas merch archive. I ran down stairs, then down to Joe's basement where the infamous Jonas merch archive was. There was Jonas Brothers merch of literally anything you could imagine. I grabbed a backpack with Kevin's face on it, pencils with Nick's face on them, and note books with Joe's face on them. These had been created back in the Camp Rock days so obviously their hair was atrocious (I mean this in an affectionate way). I ran back up to the first floor with my newly acquired school supplies to see Joe opening the refrigerator.
"Please don't tell me that you're about to attempt to cook breakfast" I said.
"Come on, I burnt bacon one time" Joe said sadly.
"You also burnt the pizza last night. I don't trust you" I replied sternly.
"okay, fine, you can just get something on the way then." Joe said as he admitted defeat.
Joe's driver was sick that day so Joe had to drive me to school.
"I guess instead of being a passenger princess, now I'm the driver daddy" Joe said, laughing to himself.
"Ew, please don't say that ever again" I said in disgust.
We stopped at a drive through on the way to school where we both got a black coffee and a breakfast muffin. As Joe drank his coffee he seemed to have an intense energy boost. It seemed that the coffee really affected him. He started smiling manically (a/n: for reference he looked like he does in the cover picture for this story), which gave me flashbacks to when he had beaten me to death with a waffle maker in my dream. We arrived in the school parking lot, where there was a lot of kids standing around talking.
"I see that you are going to school in style today" Joe said smugly, motioning to my Jonas Brothers school supplies.
"Well.. it was the only option I had" I sighed.
"Trust me, everyone will love you. Those notebooks will be a total chick magnet! Or a boy magnet... whatever floats your boat" Joe winked at me as he said this.
"Ew, stop." I said as I got out of the car, "can you show me where to go?".
"Nope, i gotta get to The Jonas Brothers' Tiny Desk Concert! Byeeeee!" Joe called as he sped out of the parking lot, almost hitting multiple people.
I had thought that Joe would have at least led me inside. I mean, I had only found out I was going to high school an hour ago and i had never been here before! I sighed and then walked into the campus, hoping that there would be some signs that led to where I was supposed to go. I couldn't find any signs, however, so I just stood in the middle of the courtyard looking stupid until I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see who it was and I was astounded to see that it was a girl around my age who looked like she could be Sabrina Carpenter's twin. She was gorgeous.
"Hey, I'm Cassie, do you need help to find a class?" the girl asked me.
"Yes, actually I do. Well, I just need to find the administration office so i can get my timetable first." I answered breathlessly.
"Oh sure, I can take you there." Cassie said with a smile on her face.
She held out her arm for me and we linked arms as she led me through the school. As we walked the halls I realised just how big this school was. It must be expensive to attend. Joe was really spending a lot of money on me.
"So, who are you related to?" Cassie asked me.
"What do you mean?" I questioned.
"Well this school is for rich kids with celebrity parents, so which celebrity are you related to?" Cassie explained, acting like this was the most normal thing in the world.
"Oh- well, I guess Joe Jonas is fostering me. My biological parents died around a month ago. In a fire." I replied.
"Oh wow I'm so sorry that happened to you," Cassie said sympathetically, "but oh my gosh, you live with Joe Jonas??? That is so awesome!!".
"Haha.. yeah.. I guess. So who are you related to?" I asked.
"Oh, my older sister is Sabrina Carpenter. Pretty cool, right?" Cassie said.
So that was why they looked so similar to each other. Before I could reply we reached the administration office and the bell for classes rang so Cassie had to leave. I slowly walked up to the front desk and told them my name. I received a map of the campus and a timetable. But this was no normal timetable. Instead of having classes of english, math, biology, or P.E, I had classes of "Writing the perfect notes app apology", "How to curate the perfect instagram photo dump", "How to avoid questions in interviews", and "Running from the paparazzi".
I guess this really is a school for the children of celebrites, I thought. This was going to be a long day.
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Adopted by joe Jonas
Fanfictionmy friend asked my to write an "adopted by a jonas brother" fic so here i am i hope it makes u laugh obviously this fic is mostly a joke dont take it seriously All cameos (updated after every chapter): - Sabrina Carpenter (singer) - chapter 5 (ment...