Cartman yawns and sees kyle looking at Stan.
Cartman- “what the fuck?” he says under his breath. Kyle closes his eyes and he goes back to sleep.
°~Cartman's POV~°
I see kyle looking at Stan,
Im Cartman’s head- “why is kyle looking at stam like that? Is this what I think it is? Does Kyle like Stan, the dirty jew? Is gay?for stan?! Does he look at me like that? I hope not…”
Kyle layed back down.
In cartman’s head- “i have kyle’s secret, the person i’ve always hated”
Cartman thinks and he sighs
Im cartman’s head- “y’know, i don’t think I'm gonna black mail him….. whst the fuck am i saying of couse im gonna black mail him!’’
I smile, and I lay back down plotting what I should do next with this new information.
°~Third person~°
The boys wake up and they get up.
Cartman- “Kyle can I talk to you?”
Kyle- ”fine, what it is, fatass?”
Cartman- “your gay”
Kyle- “what? No I'm not!”
Cartman smiled
Cartman- “yes you are. I saw the way you looked at stan”
Kyle's eyes widen and he looks around.
Kyle- “uh, h-how, i…”
Cartman- “yes yes i know kyle, i won’t tell anyone, of course, i have to blackmail you”
Kyle- “i knew you were being to nice, please just don’t tell anyone”
Cartman- "i won't, but you have to do anything i say" kyle raises his eyebrow and he looks at him
Kyle- "thats sounds werid..."
Cartman looked shooked and he rolls his eyes
Cartman- "not like that ya gay jew"
273 words, i give up on putting them in 😭
