ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪsᴛ (ᴀʟɪᴄᴇ ᴠᴇʀ.)

᭙ꪮ᭢ᦔꫀꪹꪶꪖ᭢ᦔ

" ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ
ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇᴀᴋ sʜᴏᴡ
ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇᴀᴛ ʙᴜᴛ
ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡs
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ
ʙᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ᴜᴘ 'ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛ "

The start of my adventures in Wonderland, a land filled with puzzles, rhymes, cake, of course— a land without any reason to exist but to be.

" sᴍᴏᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀs
ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ғᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴇᴀʀs
ʙᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇғᴜʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ
ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ
ᴛʜɪs ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ "

Everything in Wonderland is... odd. Talking flowers, a magical disappearing cat, the Maddest of Hatters, lovely white rabbits with clocks... what more could one need?

" sᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ
ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ɢᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀs
ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ
sᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ's ᴀs ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴏss ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ sᴍᴀsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ sᴍɪᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴇɴs "

Nothing is as it seems in Wonderland. Or maybe it is? Or maybe you're tricking yourself? Or maybe I am? Tricking you or tricking me? Well, otherwise, I think you're wasting your time trying to decipher that.

" ᴡᴀsᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ
ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ɪɴ ʟɪɴᴇ
ᴏʜ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ
ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀɪsɪᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ
ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏғғ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ғɪɢʜᴛs ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ "