Gnarpy: Ugx, those ZTUPID ppl are in dat ZTUPID elevator with my ZAPPER, how am I gonna get it back now?! *Gnarpy lookz at hiz fellow Gnarpians in the Gnarpian Military az Gnarpy looks up in the zky*
Gnarpy: there is nothinx we can do...but ALL XEIR GNARPIANS! WE NEED TO GET IN THE ELEVATOR ALTHOUXH THERE IS NOTHINX WE CAN DO IN THIS FLOOR BUT JUST HANX OUT! *all of the Gnarpians are happy that Gnarpy iz finally going to be in the elevator*
*Gnarpy then busts into the elevator and he is angry at someone who he attacked* Spud: oh...hello Gnarpy! what are you uhh...doing today? Gnarpy: grrr....I am zo fuckinx anxry right now! WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY PRECIOUS ZAPPER?! Spud: uhh...uhh...here is your zapper uhh uhh I guess... Gnarpy: thank you, I appreciate it, A LOT.
Spud: ok so uhh why are you angry all the sudden...Gnarpy? Gnarpy: BECAUZE I ATTACKED YOU! Spud: oh, I am sorry if uhh I got hit by you...sorry 😐 Gnarpy: GRRR....I DO NOT WANT TO ATTACK YOU BUT I HAD TO ATTACK YOU BECAUZE OF DAT...GRRR *Gnarpy growls at Spud as Spud gets scared that Gnarpy is going to attack him again* Gnarpy: RAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAYABABABABARAAAA *Gnarpy then uses his claws to slice Spuds face* Spud: AAAAAAAAUGH...no...my face...what have you done?!
Gnarpy: wait! I am zo zo zorrwy! it was a accident! Spud: uhh...now I cannot see...can anyone help me...? spud...my brain damage is getting harder...spud...spud...SPUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAUGHAUGHHHHHH....no...no...no...I cannot see...can anyone please...help...spud...please....................
Gnarpy: I will xelp you I promise! ergh...come on, there you go, mucx better! Spud: thanks Gnarpy Alien Cat Thing!
Gnarpy: I AM NOT A ALIEN CAT THING!!! THAT IZ THE ZENCOND TIME U CALLED ME DAT! Spud: oh...sorry 😔 Gnarpy: itz ok!
*the Elevator goes up while the NPCs and Y/N hang out for the next floor*
the end! 💚💛🤍🖤
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General Fictionjust some random Regretevator Stories that I made about funny guys having fun with Y/N :P TW: may contain swearing and blood and some NSFW jokes and dark humour jokes and adult humor and jokes, this is not make for kids so do not let your kids watch...
