Saturday 9:00 Me:Where the hell i am? Ezra:Hello,beauty! Me:Ezra?What are you doing here? Ezra:This is my house,Noel.I think it's normal to stay in my house. Me:Your house-i need to go! Ezra:What?Where? Me:Bye! Ezra:Wait! Me:What?! Ezra:You are my girlfriend,right? Me:Your what? Ezra:Oh my gosh..you actually don't remember? Me:Obviously!I am not your girlfriend! Ezra:You told me- Me:No!Goodbye! Ezra:Wait! Me:What? Ezra:Can we at least stay friends? Me:I'll think about it.
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Sunday 10:20 Olivia:You slept with Ezra?! Me:Yeah..i am so ashamed.. Olivia:Girl..he is the most popular boy in our school! Me:Liv!I don't like him! Olivia:I'm sure you like him, you just don't want to say it. Me:It's true!I don't like him! Olivia:So who do you like? Me:I don't wanna talk about that. Olivia:Oh god..so there is someone after all! Tell me who it is! Me:Promise not to judge me! Olivia:Sure! I hope it's not someone totally ugly! Me:He is handsome! Olivia:Just tell me who it is! Me:Sam.. Olivia:You mean..Sam Peterson?!In our history class?!He has a girlfriend,and you know it! Me:It's not Sam Peterson! Olivia:Then who Sam? Me:Sam Wood.. Olivia:Who is this guy? Me:Ezra's father.. Olivia:Ezra's fath-WHAT?! Me:You said you won't judge me! Olivia:I said that because I thought he would be someone our age,not a 40 year old guy with a kid! Me:He is 38.. Olivia:It's the same! I want you to explain to me exactly what happened yesterday! Me:Ok..so..
Yesterday 9:30 Sam:Where are you going,young lady? Me:To my house.. Sam:You slept with my son and now you're leaving like a one-night-stand whore. Me:How dare you call me a whore?! Sam:I'm not saying you're a whore, I'm saying you act like one. Me:That's it! I'm leaving! Sam:Wait miss! Me:Are you going to call me a prostitute now? Sam:Of course not!I told you I didn't call you a whore! Me:Okay..so? Sam:Are you thinking of leaving this house without pants? Me:Without what? Sam:No pants..right now you're just in thongs. Me:Oh my god!I'm so sorry!I'm so stupid! Sam:It's okay.Good thing I stopped you in time. Me:Thanks! *I reach for my pants but Sam stops me* Sam:Beautiful thongs. Me:Can I put on my pants? Sam:You can, but you're better without them. Me:You make me uncomfortable. Sam:Sorry! Me:It's okay..i like that.. Sam:You like what? Me:You. Sam:We have 22 years apart. Me:So?I'm not afraid of it! Sam:You sound sexy.
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Present day Olivia:I can't believe it!You literally slept with Ezra's father!? Me:Yes! And I'm sorry for that! Olivia:Well? Me:What? Olivia:Is he good in bed? Me:I can't believe you're asking me this! Olivia:Am I not your mother? I will not punish you. Me:Speaking of her..she shouldn't know about this! No one should know! Please keep it a secret! Olivia:I'll keep your dirty little secret! Me:Thanks i guess.
Monday 7:30 Olivia:Hey! Me:What's up? Olivia:You're still sleepy. Me:Yeah,i know.Mr. Benson shouldn't see me like this. Olivia:He's an ass!He gave me a F because I took my jacket off! Me:Sorry,but my mom told me i should only have A with him! Olivia:You always have A! What's her problem? Me:One time I got an B because I didn't answer a question. Olivia:This school is terrible! Me:Yeah! Olivia:I can't wait to get out of here! Me:Same. *The bell is ringing* Olivia:I have to go.See you! Me:Bye.
Ezra:Noel,wait! Me:What do you want? Ezra:We need to talk! Me:About what? Ezra:About us! Me:There is no "us"! Ezra:Listen!I love you! Me:I don't like you,Ezra! Ezra:Do you like someone else? Me:Yes,i do. Ezra:Does he study at this school? Me:I won't tell you anything! Ezra:Why am I even trying?! Me:I don't know! Ezra:You're acting like a bitch! Me:Please?!Ezra do you realize what you are talking about?! Ezra:I'm just saying you could've stopped sounding like a bitch! Me:So now i am a bitch? Ezra:Yes! Me:Then why do you have feelings for a bitch? Ezra:Because I didn't know she was like that! Me:From now on you know!
