the oncelers dream///////dream and onceler

the baby

the onceler didn't know who to choose. his baby daddy/lover or dream, the man who has been there for him, his whole life.

it had been six months since the thing with shrek and dream. two weeks ago the onceler found out that shrek and dream used to date.

but he didn't have time to think about it, he was going to have a baby in 3 months.

him and shrek were thinking of names for the baby. they decided on Dave if it was a boy and davalily if it was a girl.

*3 months later*

dream and the onceler were on a date, they were having a nice dinner.

the onceler was looking into dreams eyes so loveing. dream had been there for him more they shrek had.

he still loved shrek but, shrek didn't care as much as dream did.

he was starting to fall out of love with shrek and fall more in love with dream.

dream made him feel so loved. dream was really nice to him, he wished that he could stay with dream forever.

shrek was really mad at the onceler for staying with dream this long.

the onceler was looking in dreams eyes then he started to look sad.

"what's wrong, baba boy?"

"uh nothing"

the onceler then felt a terrible pain, he knew what it was.

"OWWWW"

"BABA BOY TOY ARE YOU OKAY?"

"I THINK- I THINK IM HAVING A BABY!!"

they both got in the car and drove to the hospital.

*later at the hospital*

the onceler was screaming and crying. he was squeezing dreams hand so hard, dreams hand was red.

THEN the door opened so quickly and hard. it was shrek!

"MY BABIES!"

"BABIES???"

dream and onceler screamed.

"YES! ONCEY YOU ARE HAVING 69 BABY BOYS!"

"WHATTTTT!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?"

the onceler cried.

it was true one after the other. he popped out 69 babies. all 69 babies were named Dave.

shrek cried he was so happy.

*hours later*

shrek and dream were letting the onceler sleep.

"he's mine now"

"w-what?"

"dream you better back off because oncey is mine."

"why don't you let him choose himself."

dream walked off, as shrek sighed.