Can A Bird Fuck Hell? (Helluva Boss x Plague Docter

Halloween

It is Halloween right now! Many people talked to their kids not to go to the mansion down the road but, yeah they went anyways. As they knocked on the door immediately opened, there stood a man dressed in a black Plague Docter outfit. The kids stared at him before kicking his balls and stealing the candy, running off. The man stumbled back up swearing, before seeing the kids get run over by a van with three imps inside and a furry- no, a hellhound? The imp who was taller than the other imps, looked at the kids and shouted.

Imp 1: "Take that! Woo! Kids die for free!"

The man just stared before seeing the short female imp kiss the short male imp, just as he closed the door he heard a knock. He opened it to see a bag go over his head, not quite the kidnap he was expecting but okay he can guess. Soon enough the bag was ripped off of his head and he is now face to face with the short female imp

Female imp: "hi there!"

Male imp 2: "Millie, don't talk to the guy"

Millie: "c'mon Moxxie, he looks like what humans call a crow"

Moxxie: "Millie, I know but-"

Hellhound: "shut the fuck up"

Male imp 1: "so, Moxxie. You said the thing the guy dressed up as can cure things?"

Moxxie: "yes, sir. Plague Doctors cured people back in the 17th century and nearly cured everything—"

Male imp 1: "what about hornieness?"

Hellhound: "Blitz, what the fuck?!"

Blitz: "look, I'm wondering Loona!"

The man was just processing this before ya know it, he's in hell with hellborns, sinners and all that shit

(A/N: all done, 268 words)