"I like shooting kids....at paintball"- My history teacher
"Wait, so no edging?"‐ My classmate in Art
"I'm just a little bug!"- A girl from ELA
"I know you wanna touch my ding dong. Chill out, I meant the snack."-A kid at lunch
*Mir accidentally grabbing a guy's butt while tripping*
"Leshawn, stop playing games"- most of the kids in my ELA period
"I'm the alpha, so I should get the wolf"- A kid in Art
"Yo chat, look at my painting *shows the most ugliest monstrosity in this planet*"- A kid from Art
