Scourge - Hay Tigerclaw, can you sing well? I asked because I over heard Firestar say that you are a terrible singer....
Tigerclaw - OMG! HOW DARE HE!?!? I AM THE BEST SINGER HE HAS EVA KNOWN!!! HE MUST BE JELOUS!!! But I would love to sing for ya! :-)
Scourge - K.... so can you just do it now plz?
Tigerclaw - * clears throght & starts singing really, really off key * I KissSEd a GIRl aND i lIKed IT, thE TasTE of HEr cHERry-CHopSTicK!!!
Scourge - * covers ears, but makes shore that Tigerclaw dosen't see & thinks ''Why did i have to ask?"*
Tigerclaw - Ok, I am done. What did ya think?!?!
Scourge - Umm... I mean, PURFECT!!! FANTASTIC!!!
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cats Spoofs Book!!!
RandomThings featured in this book: 1. Warrior cats 2. Famous songs 3. Waffles, cookies and truffles 4. Terrible singing from a surtain Tigerclaw...... AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!!!
