Mr. Jerk-face Wants Me Back? F*ck Yeah

Does this look like HSM to you?

''No. You better get home and I suggest you do it quick because my patience is wearing thin''. She was such a bitch sometimes. ''I said I'll crash at Danny's tonight,now goodbye,mother dear.'' I hated it when she was treating me like this,threatening me,giving orders and forbidding things like she had the right to. I mean,I understand,she is my mother but I don't understand this sick need she has to control everything I do.

''So we're going to call me Danny now,huh?'' Austin said cheerfully.

''I take it you're staying for the night?''

''Are you deaf Keller?Yes,I said I'm not going home,so unless you think I was planning on spending my night on the beach,the answer is pretty obvious.''

''Calm yo' tits woman,I was just making sure I fully understood the situation''

''Whatever''

I like the fact that Austin never gets offended or mad whenever I snap at him,instead he simply puts me back in my place or ignores it.

''Speaking of...I think we should order pizza,grab some beers and head to the beach. It's not cold or windy and we can light up a fire and...what do you think?''.

That was a great idea.

''Sounds good. Should we ask Danny and Mike if they want to join us?''

''Yeah,why not.''

''Is that a question I should answer?cause I have quite a good reason.

''Oh really?and what is that?''

''I think we should talk.''

The way he said it was so serious that it made me laugh instead.

''Did I say something funny?''

''What?No. Look at that cat! SO funny!

He knew me,he'd got to know me well enough to realize I was not willing to talk about it,or at least,not yet. I just hoped he didn't think he was some kind of rebound. I didn't know where a drunk make-out session left us but I did know I'd do it again and again sober too!Still,would I say it to the others?Would we become a couple?Friends with benefits?This was...complicated. I could only imagine Danny's face when she'd find out.

''I'll call Mike,you call Danny.''

Two hours later Mike,Danny,Austin and I were sitting around the fire on the beach laughing our asses off with some stupid joke Mike was trying to tell. It felt nice. At my old school I didn't have any friends and this was a welcome change. I,however,could not keep my eyes off of Austin. The looks he was giving me made me want to get up,grab him by the collar and bite those snake-bites off of his lips. Danny's voice interrupted my thoughts.

''Hey who wants to swim?''

''How about skinny dipping?'' Austin said grinning evilly.

''How about you shut up,perv?''

''Don't judge me!I'm a hormone-overwhelmed teenager'' he replied pretending to be hurt.

''C'mon Kay,let these chickens stay and warm their balls around the fire and let's have some fun''

''And pray we don't get bit by some evil fish''

''Move it,Drama Queen''

Austin got up and and came after us shouting while taking his clothes off and throwing them around. ''Wait for me''.

''You're not getting naked,are you?'' I asked,secretly hoping,in a dark corner of my mind that he would... ''Well it depends,do YOU want me to?'' He came dangerously close and I was hoping Danny had dipped her head underwater or something. She was nowhere to be seen but we heard her yelling ''Guys I'll go keep Mike some company. Try not to drown yourselves or become mermaids and shit,okay?''

Well that was convenient. We were alone,in the ocean,under the full moon.

''Kaylee,I...''

''Shh..Don't say anything. Sing me something...''

''What?'' He sounded curious and amused.

''Come on,you know you have talent,why not use it?''

''Okay,let me think..'' He remained silent for a few seconds and then his husky(AND sexy) voice covered the sound of the waves.

''Don't say I'm better off dead.

'cause heaven's full,

and hell won't have me.

Won't you make some room in your bed?

You can lock me up in your heart...

and throw away the key

Won't you take me out of my head?'' He stopped. I was some kind of

hypnotized. ''Your turn''

''Bitch,does this look like High School Musical to you?Don't ruin the moment''

''Okay,let me make it up to you'' he said sweetly and came closer. We started kissing,one of his hands was holding the back of my neck and the other was on my back. Next thing I know,he pulls away laughing. The bastard had untied my bra and I was topless before I could realize what had happened. ''You godforsaken bastard''. ''Whoa,that must be the biggest word you know,still babe,doesn't make you sound intelligent''. ''Ass-face''.

''Wait,is that even an insult?''. ''It is,now give that back''. ''Nope''. ''Seriously Austin?do I have to beg you to grow up?''. He laughed. ''Nice try Kaylee,the-mature-teenager''. ''Swim for your life,sucker!''. I was ready to jump after him but he didn't move an inch. ''So you're willing to risk it,huh?''

''Whoa look at me,I'm shaking''. If he was trying to get under my skin,god he was good.

''What do I get in exchange?''

''Your life and maybe balls too. Does that sound tempting enough for you?''

''How about you tell me what's going on between us Kaylee''

I knew we'd have to talk about it sooner or later,I was just hoping it'd be later...

''I don't know what to say Aust...I...''

''Hey guys did you drown in there or something?These mosquitoes are sucking the life out of us,we should get going'' Mike yelled.

''Here''. He gave me my bra back and started heading out of the water without saying anything else. Don't I deserve some applause?a slap?anything? -.-