Coulson: Barton's been compri-
Natasha, immediately kicking the asses of three grown men while tied in a chair: LOVe iS FoR cHiLdREn
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Thor: As long as we have the stones, we can get her back.
Clint: We can't get her back.
Bruce: She's gone.
Tony: We will make her sacrifice worth it.
Steve: Hold up. I got this. *Clears throat* CRUNCHY IS BETTER THAN CREAMY!
Natasha, coming out of nowhere: Say that to my face! I fucking dare you!
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Natasha: *walks in with watermelon*
Wanda: What are you doing?
Natasha: You said Clint got hurt on the farm. So, I bought him a watermelon.
Wanda: Why?
Clint: *crying and hugging watermelon*
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Peter, from the air vents: LUKE-
Tony, reflexively: I AM YOUR FATHER
Karen: recording complete.
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: I can explai-
Tony: did you just
Peter: no-
Tony: Did you just record me saying I'm your father.
