Wanda: I wasn't up all night
Natasha: I was woken up by you clapping along to the Friends theme song every 20 minutes.
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Natasha: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Tony: That's not a lot of inches, Natasha.
Natasha: What did you just say!?
Steve: It was nice knowing you Tony.
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Tony, a tired dad, trying his best to train the youngerlings: Okay, let's try this one last time. Collapsing buildings, simultaneous alien attack. What do up do?
Peter: call the aven-
Tony: YOU ARE THE AVENGERS
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Tony: Can you babysit Peter?
Bucky: Sure
Peter: I'm 16 and an Avenger! don't need babysitting.
Tony: He'll let you stick-letter-fridge magnets on his metal arm.
Bucky: What? To-
Peter: You're the best babysitter.
