Things you will need: A piece of paper, a pen, some dirt, courage, a donut, and some windex
Step 1: Go into your bathroom
Step 2: Flicker the lights 17 times
Step 3: Write "Sacred Molester Trio" 17 times on the piece of paper
Step 4: Rip up the piece of paper and throw the bits and pieces into your toilet
Step 5: Throw about half of the dirt into the toilet with the paper, then throw the rest into your sink.
Step 6: Look into your mirror and hold up your donut (powdered is pretty good 🌚)
Step 7: Chant "I have a donut lol" 6 times
Step 8: Haha you're done
If you see the Sacred Molester Trio in your mirror, they will probably take your donut just saying.
