The Sacred Molester Trio's Normal Day

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🌝: Someone make me a sandwich
🌞: Make it yourself 🌝
🌝: What is your actual problem 🌞 did I ask you specifically??
🌚: Haha what did I miss I was too busy being the famous member of the trio
🌝: Both of you are rude af honestly
🌞: Oh my g o d someone's summoning us g u y s
🌝: I don't give a flying donut 🌞
🌚: ?? What
🌞: They have a powdered donut too good donut
🌝: Did you not hear me I want a sandwich not a powdered donut
🌚: Cool then I'll eat it
🌞: 🌝 You still have to come they summoned the Sacred Molester Trio and that means you're coming
🌝: Oh my god
🌚: Let's go greet the believer

(About .4 seconds later)

🌚: hEY kid
🌞: Nice donut I'll take that
🌝: *crossing arms that 🌝 doesn't actually have*
👱🏼: jESUS
🌞: If you don't give me the donut the three of us will do our jobs
🌚: :)
🌝: Do you happen to have any deli meat
👱🏼: *throws donut at mirror and runs out of the bathroom*
🌝: Ruude
🌚: This bathroom smells really bad and I'm in a mirror
🌞: Why did we pick bathrooms for the place where we get summoned anyway??
🌝: I can smell the hormones coming off of that kid
🌚: I think deodorant fixes that kind of stuff 🌝
🌞: Whatever who wants the donut because it's really soggy
🌝: I'll tell you what I want
🌚 & 🌞: ...
🌝: To be left alone
🌝: With some deli meat

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 29, 2015 ⏰

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