【 HELLUVA BOSS 】
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𝟹𝚛𝚍 𝙿𝙾𝚅Back at the I.M.P office.
"I'd like to go on a record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple." Moxxie explained, even though Loona doesn't seem to give a shit what he was talking about.
"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie." Loona says rolling her eyes, not looking up.
"YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the— d.. DO YOUR JOB!!" Moxxie yelled out in anger, slamming his hand on the table.
"Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?!" Blitzø quickly defended his adopted daughter, walking over to her. "She didn't do anything wrooooong~" Blitzø rubs his face affectionately against Loona as she snarls at him.
"Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!"
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Loona is sat at her desk as a receptionist, reading a magazine that reads 'HELL HOUND MONTHLY' as the phone starts to ring.
"Hello, I.M.P." Loona answers the phone, not looking up.
Millie spoke through the phone, panicked. "Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox—"
Loona hung up.
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Loona is in Blitzø office as he tries to give her a gift.
"Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'." Blitzø gleefully smiles, holding a gift for Loona.
"Is it a cure for syphilis?"
"I... oh..." Blitzø trails off.
"THEN I DON'T WANT IT!" Loona snatched the present and angrily slams it on the floor. A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck.
"UGHHH!"
"I'm sorry! It was spiders!" Blitzø apologizes, now hiding outside of the office and looking through the window.
"Goddammit." Loona deadpans with an annoyed expression.
Vinn then comes into the office, seeing Loona covered in spiders. He made a finger gun before shocking the spiders off of Loona, making sure not to shock her.
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