𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝔾𝕠 𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕!

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟡: ✨𝕋𝕙𝔼 𝕀𝔻𝕚𝕆𝕥 𝔹𝕣𝕆𝕊✨

"Where are they?"
Branch looked at his non-existent watch.

He invited his brothers over a few days ago to tell them the big news but they still haven't arrived.

"THUMP!!!"
A huge sound was heard from outside and Branch just had to know what it was.

"What the-"

IT WAS 👹R H O N D A👹

The door blasted open with Clay kicking John Dory out.
"GET YOUR SQUARE A** OUT OF HERE, JOHN!!!"

Floyd and Bruce exited with face masks on.

Branch was severally concerned.
"WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"

"JOHN FARTED!!!"
Bruce yelled.

"Ew."
Branch gagged.

"WHY ARE YOU GAGGING?!?! FARTING IS A NORMAL TROLLING-BEING THING!!!"
John Dory argued.

"SHUT THE F*** UP, JOHN!!!"
Bruce was clearly tired of his shenanigans.

"YEAH!!!"
Floyd exclaimed.

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DRANK LIKE TEN CUPS OF COFFEE!!! DOESN'T THAT SEEM A LITTLE SUS TO YOU?!?!"
Clay added.

"Guys, calm down."
Branch tried to calm them down but they didn't listen.

"GUYS!!!"

His brothers blankly stared at him.

"BITTY B!!! WE COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE!!!"
John squaringly exclaimed.

The Bros started tossing Branch in the air.

"STO-STOP!!! I'M TOO BIG TO BE TOSSED!!!"
Branch laughed.

His brothers groaned as they put him down.

"NOW GET IN HERE!!!"
Branch "kidnapped" his brothers with his hair and pulled them into the bunker.

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✨IN THE BUNKER✨
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"So, what are the big news?"
Bruce asked Branch.

Branch clasped his hands together.
"Poppy and I are getting married. . . . ."

The Bros starred at him in silence.

OoO

"CONGRATS BRO!!!"
They all wrapped their arms around Branch.

"Well, this is an unexpected reaction."
Branch said.

They all parted away from the hug.

"Don't worry, Bro, I'm gonna tell you everything about having a wife and kids."
Bruce patted Branch on the shoulder.

"K-KIDS?!?!"
Branch would've spit out his drink if he had one.

"Trust me, Poppy's gonna want to get baby-making ASAP."
Bruce said.

"Yeah, I know. How much did you wait until having kids with Brandi?"

To be continued. . . . . . . . . . . . .