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tae: Do you think different paints have different tastes? nolan: They do. minjae: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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tae: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. daeho: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you. yuki: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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daeho: We have a problem. sangki: Let me guess, you caused it? minjae: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. yuki: And it's another Tuesday, your point? nolan: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up. tae: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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Yuki: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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daeho: Rules are made to be broken. minjae: They were made to be followed.Nothing is made to be broken. sangki: Uh, piñatas. tae: Glow sticks. nolan: Karate boards. yuki: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. daeho: Rules. minjae:
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yuki: Where's tae? nolan: Don't worry, I'll find him. nolan, shouting: sangki sucks! tae, distantly: sangki is the best person ever! Fuck you! nolan: Found him.
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yuki: *Screams* sangki: * Screams louder to assert dominance* tae: Should we do something?! nolan, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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yuki: So what's for dinner? daeho, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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daeho: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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yuki: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place. sangki: You people already know too much about me. daeho: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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minjae: daeho, I am questioning your sanity... tae: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start.
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minjae: I told tae his ears flush when he lies. daeho: Why? minjae: Look. minjae: Hey tae! Do you love us? tae, covering his ears: No. daeho:
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minjae: WHY. why did you give nolan a KNIFE?! sangki: I'm sorry. he said they felt unsafe. minjae: Now I feel unsafe! sangki: I'm sorry. sangki: ...would you like a knife?
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Sangki: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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yuki: Well, remember when nolan made a romantic dinner for me? sangki: yuki, he microwaved you a pizza.
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Sangki *blushing*: Well, Do-hyeon and I finally did it! The rest of the group: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Sangki: That's right... We kissed! The rest of the group: *disappointed but not surprised*
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nolan: You know those things will kill you, right? tae, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point. daeho, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process. minjae: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Yuki: TAEHEE! WE'RE HUNGRY! Sangki: Taehee! What's for dinner? Nolan: We're hungry, Tae! Tae, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams *
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Nolan: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Tae* Tae: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me.First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Minjae: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Minjae: WHO ATE MY YOGURT!? Minjae: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- Yuki: I did? Minjae: kiss you and buy some more, you honestly haven't been eating enough today *walks away* Yuki: he's gone nolan nolan, coming out of the closet with yogurt stuffed in his mouth: twankh uh
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tae: on a scale of one to ten, you're a nine because i'm the one you need. yuki: I'm a ten. tae: it's a pick up lin- yuki: I. am. a. ten.
