It was day 1 of band camp. Alex had just met his new councilors. To whom he liked named nick. Nick was a tall ginger with a very hairy chest. "Nick!" He calls. "How do I t articulate my boomwhacker?" Nick replys in his surly luberjack voice,"Use your tounge! " Later that night alex snuck into nicks bedroom while he was taking a shower. He layed down in nicks bed with his boomwhacker. Clenching it with his life. Little did he know nick came back! "Fe fy fo fum." He said as he dropped the towel covering his man meat. Who is my bed? Alex let out a little yelp and whispered,"I am human boy want to go skateboards?" Nick cried out in anguish seeing this blonde boy curled in a ball holding a boomwhacker. Being the ape that nick is he geabed the boomwhacker and slammed his meat through it. He FINALLY came and his man gravy filled the tube and poured like a spout onto alex. Like shrek is known to do nick flew away.
