Floyd trembles as he slowly approaches the pair of glowing green eyes with a crowbar in his hands for protection
F: H-h-hello...? Is anyone there?
BM: Halt! Who goes there?
F: AHSHHHHHHHHHHDFHHH!!!!
Floyd huddled into a little ball, rocking back and forth
Boom flicked the light switch on
BM: Don't why that was off, but I said, Hey! Want a pear?
Suddenly, Branch came out of nowhere and handed Floyd a pear
F: Oh hey, Branch!
BH: SHHHH! We aren't brothers in this universe! You gotta wait till the story's over!
F: Ahhhh okayokay.
Floyd humbly takes a pear and sits down by Boom
BH: Isn't this the troll that submitted himself to you in return for his grandma or something?
BM: Huh? What? Oh! Noooo, I never enslaved him! And your grandma is right here! We were playing Uno together and she may or may not have beaten me 104 times today 😅
F: Huh. But John Dory, Bruce, and Clay have always told me that you had her here the entire time and enslaved me.?
BM: Oh them. Yeah, they kinda lied because thats not at all what happened! Your grandma came here just to play Uno <3
F: Doesn't she like rummy—
RP: Shhh. All card games are my specialty :)
BH: Didn't you die in the canon universe?
RP: Shut up 😍
F: Huh. So you're not at all what people say you are?
BM: Yeah, I'm not! If Im being honest, the Trolls in this kingdom are kinda mean to me... 😭☹️
F: They are..?
BH: It's true..one of them said he was a pathetic, worthless, nitwitted knucklehead...
F: WHAT?! That's not even true!!
You're the sweetest troll I'd ever met! They're wrong..!
BM: You think so?
F: Yes, now cmon! It's time for the musical number!
🎶... And at last I see the light
And it's like the fog has lifted
And at last I see the light
And it's like the sky is new
And it's warm and real and bright🥹🎶
🎶And the world has somehow shifted
All at once everything looks different
Now that I see you🎶
After a montage of them strolling around together, they sit down outside the palace, holding hands
BM: Wow..you're the first Troll other than Tae who has seen me for me.....and I love that..
F: Your heart is as pure as snow, you can do no wrong...
BM: Yeahhh... what are we talking about again..? 😅
Floyd chuckles as he stares at Boom lovingly
The Douchebag trio enters, confused
JD: What the hell?! What the f*** is going on here?
B: Why are the two of you hanging out? TOGETHER?!
C: You aren't supposed to be together!!
F: I told you d*** twits that he's a sweetheart!! Why would you tell me he isn't?!
JD + B: Well.....
C: Oh we told you that so we can enslave you for the rest of your gay little life. We know Boom's not a monster, all we did was lie to you 😁!!
JD + B: CLAY!!!
F: How could you?!
B: And you, nuthead, you were so supposed to act menacing!! The f*** is your PROBLEM?!
Boom pouts, guilty
F: Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't have to give into you f***ers! And his sweetness and cluelessness is something you'll NEVER have!!
Boom stares at Floyd confused and a little lovesick
BM: Why did you do that?
F: So I can do this...
The two of them begin to kiss and the transformation that turns Boom back into a full Troll takes place
JD: The f*** just happened?!
BM: Wow...first kiss that wasn't from my mom! It was actually kinda nice..!
Floyd looks at Boom lovingly, kissing him once more
BM: Oh yeah. Can someone arrest these three?
The Bros: WHAT?!
Branch spawns outta nowhere again and arrests them
JD: Bitty B, what're you doin?! D:
BH: We aren't brothers in this universe IDIOT-
JD: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh..
As they're arrested for blackmail and slavery, Floyd kisses Boom again for the next 2 hours
BM: Soo...that's what love is huh?
F: Yeah, and we're gonna flex it in front of everyone who has wronged you...but first..
F: Would you maybe wanna go to...dinner sometime..you know..with me?
BM: :3
F: Oh, sorry-
D i n n e r
T o m o r r o w
M e!
BM: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
*Boom clapped his hands excitedly*
As the two kiss each other once again, vowing to hold each other ever so dearly
THE MOTHERF***ING END :3 🥺💖🌈
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Floyd And The Beast
Fantasía( REVISION ) Boom, a lonely alpha male is deemed as the social freak and outcast of France (UnU Ulala~) When he meets Floyd, everything changes... That is, until the jealous and high and mighty and kinda douchebagy trio vows to kill said alpha male...
