"useless" droid's payback's

The uselessness

Strong droid - hey have you heard of that new droid, useless droid.

Average droid - No not really the only thing I heard about useless droid that he's useless. I mean by the droid has 15 health and, Oh.. yeah I think you know by n-

Strong droid bursts out laughing mid word with glory.

strong droid - PFF HONESTLY WHY BE IN THIS GAME EVEN THOUGH YOUR USELESS BAH-HA. Strong droid begins to knee slap, while the average droid begins to cringe out.

Average droid - Goodness please don't do that again. Just don't it make me cringe. Again.

Average droid becomes embarrassed even when no-one is around

strong droid - man don't be embarrassed or even cringed out!!! I'm just gonna call my pals about this!!

Average droid - Oh did I mention, who are your friends?

Strong droid - ah! yes tapping the phone to get into message

Strong droid - I have reactor droid, my siblings 2.0 & 3.0, weak droid, ghost droid, crimson droid, tornado droid and-

Average droid - Shush let me guess..
All of the droid are your friends??

Strong droid - Well not all you over speaker! I-its just er.. I'm just gonna call weak droid and tell em about it.

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strong droid - HEY WAZAP, HOW ARE YOU MY WEAKLIN

Weak droid - first of all, I'm talking with another friend, second of all don't call me weakling >:( third of all what do you want???

Strong droid - oh okay bossy bot we were talking about this new dude. the droid was called useless droid! He's so lame-

Hangs up.

Useless droid - what did he say?.. Weak droid!!

Weak droid - oh errr Strong droid reminded of my past. Why.

Useless droid - oh okay! But why are you still friends with strong droid?
It's he calling you names and-

Weak droid - ah it's just a thing we done when I got here. Don't worry. Possibly you will be friends with more people soon

Useless droid - okay..

"Believing" weak droid pretending not to know what strong droid said.

Useless droid - Im just gonna go get a drink

Weak droid - oh okay!!!! Just be careful!!

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Weak droid - wait.. DROIDS CANT DRINK WATER HUH

Weak droid standing up and running after useless droid trying to catch up to useless droid.

USELESS DROID.. useless droid?..

Weak droid ran until he found useless droid