CoD One-Shots/HeadCannons

Singing In The Shower

{Silly}

[Summary: Ghost walks by the shower room, hearing Soap's horrible singing through the door, and takes a video, recording the audio of Soap's singing and showing it to the rest of Task Force 141 the next morning before Soap wakes up.]

Soap had recently come back from a successful mission, happy as a clam that no one had gotten even a single scratch or had fallen and scabbed their knee once, although it was a simple and low-risk mission, which meant no big celebration and going out to a bar, but it was enough to leave Soap in a good mood.

A mood so good he was even singing in the shower.

And oh my goodness gracious, his singing was horrible.

If you ever heard him singing, oh good lord, if you ever heard him singing, you might as well listen to nails scratching a chalkboard and still consider that a better sound than Soap's singing.
  Well, I might be exaggerating a bit—unless you're a band kid like me—but you get my point, Soap was borderline tone-deaf.

  But Ghost still loved him.
  Not like he would love Soap any less once he did hear his horrible singing.

  Ghost was walking back to his private quarters when he heard something that sounded a little like screaming coming from the showers.
  But not like out of pain or the water being too hot or cold or anything like that, just some random screaming, which left Ghost confused and curious.
  Ghost got close enough to make out a few words from the yelling, and quickly realized that someone was singing in the shower, comically off-key and out of tune.

  "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. It's hard to look right at you, baby, but here's my number, so call me, maybe."

  Ghost let a chuckle slip past his lips, glad that whoever was singing was singing loudly and wouldn't be able to hear him laughing his ass off.
  Ghost took his phone out of his back pocket and quickly hit record video, visually recording the wood door of the shower room, but making sure that he was recording the singing, finally identifying the person as none other than his lovely boyfriend, John 'Soap' MacTavish.

  Ghost soon heard the water of the shower turn off after a five-minute recording of Soap singing 'Call Me Maybe' and 'California Girls', ending the recording and then heading back on his quarters, making sure not to get caught lingering by the shower room's door.

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  Soap woke up, got dressed, did his entire morning routine, and then walked out of his shared quarters with Gaz, finding the others already in the lounge room, chuckling and laughing together, Ghost in his usual spot on the footrest he had moved to be beside the couch instead of right in front of it. Soap walked right behind him and loosely wrapped his arms around Ghost's neck and over his shoulders, hugging him from behind lazily.
  Gaz saw Soap walk in, and smirked at him before talking in a teasing tone of voice. "Did you have a nice shower last night, Soap?"
  "Yeah, why are ye askin'?"
  "No particular reason, just knew that sometimes when you come back from a mission you take a shower to calm yourself down."
  "If that's why ye askin' why are ye all snickerin' more than normal?"
  "We all agree that the showers have a nice echo in them, that's all," Price chimes in.

  Soap knew exactly what Price was hinting at.
  "Alrigh', who's the one with the recordin'?" Soap asked defensively, eyeing all of his friends—including Ghost—feeling slightly betrayed.
  "Not me," Gaz held his hands up to show he had nothing in his hands.
 "I was already asleep," Price spoke the truth.
  "Graves was still awake," Ghost tried to blame the American commander of Shadow Company.
  "No, I was not," Graves' southern accent could be heard from the kitchen area, making himself known.
  "You were, I heard you yelling because you were upset you were losing a game of Uno with your own playing cards."
  "True, but I wasn't anywhere near the shower room. I already showered yesterday, I don't need to shower today."
  "That's disgustin', Graves, ye need to shower every day," Soap finally spoke up, completely having lost track of the previous topic.
  "Whatever, it doesn't really matter," Graves dismissed. "What does matter is that we've lost track of our initial topic and Soap here still has no idea who took the video of him singing in the shower."
  "It's not that I have no idea, it's just that I know one of you is lying."
  "You know I wouldn't lie to you or do something like this, Soap," Ghost looked up at Soap behind him, giving him a sort of puppy eyes, although knowing there's a chance he wouldn't get away with something like this.

  "Hmmm..." Soap looked down at Ghost and then down at his lap, seeing his phone out, but face down, as if he was hiding something on it. Soap reached for the phone, seeing Ghost get a little nervous now, but not stopping Soap.
  Soap picked up the phone, and then looked at it, seeing that Ghost had recently taken a video of some wooden door, deciding to unmute the video that was playing.

  "-LiFoRnIa GiRlS wE'rE uNfOrGeTtAbLe, DaIsY dUkEs, BiKiNiS oN tOp. SuN-kIsSeD sKiN, sO hOt We'Ll MeLt YeR pOpSiClE. oOh Oh OoH oOh O-"

  "Lieutenant Ghost," Soap spoke harshly and loudly, making sure everyone in the room knew Ghost was in trouble.
  "Oh, shiiiit, he's in troubllleeee," the room collectively spoke as Price just stayed silent.
  Ghost's eyes widened out of fear, the first time anyone has ever seen him show any type of fear.
  "I may be a lower rank than you, but that does not mean you can do shit like this!" Soap took a small step away from Ghost to stand in front of him, giving him the classic 'we'll talk more about this later' look that mothers always give their children when they do something in public and the mother can't scold them at the moment, but will as soon as they get home. I know you know what I'm talking about, and Ghost knew too.

  "I understand, but how about we just move on from this for now?" Ghost tried to get out of this situation.

  Soap raised an eyebrow, making it clear he knew what Ghost was trying to do, and making it clear that it wasn't working and they were still going to have a little 'talk' later in the day, but playing along, and nodding his head.

  "We can. For now," Soap said, although not saying the second part loud enough for anyone else to hear, and only for Simon to hear.

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