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Sans: excuse me, sir. where's the ketchup aisle?


Cashier: It's at Aisle 17.


Sans: thanks for the heads up, sir. cuz you're gonna get a lot of money when i come back.


Sans walks away.




Sans: (14, 15, 16. . .)


Sans: heh, aisle 17.


Sans looks at the 100 ketchup bottles on the shelves.


Sans: i'm home. . .


Sans puts the ketchup bottles one by one in the shopping cart until it's full.


Sans: . . . i think i'm the first person that has filled the shopping cart with ketchup bottles.


Sans: eh, i can grab another one.


Sans walks away, leaving the shopping cart.




Sans gets back to Aisle 17 with another shopping cart but finds out the other cart's missing.


Sans: where the hell did it go?


Sans: i'll just search it. it can't be that far, right?


Sans leaves Aisle 17 while a dark red dog watches him.




Sans: you gotta be kidding me.


Bluey: Why not?!


Chilli: What if it belongs to an employee or a citizen?


Bluey: But if it does, who does it belong to then?


Sans: uhhhhh. . . am i interrupting something?


Chilli: Oh! Mr. Comic! I didn't expect you to be here!


Sans: just call me Sans. Sans Comic.


Sans: that cart of ketchup bottles belongs to me, by the way.


Bluey: sorry!


Sans: it's okay, kid.


Sans: so how's the searching going?


Chilli: What searching?


Sans: after that tournament, your kid told me that you were searching for her brother.


Chilli: That's right! We're currently taking a day off from searching Cosmic since one, it's tiring.


Chilli: And two, there's a lot of people to find and Cosmic has some sort of magic.


Sans: anyways, i should get back into ketchup hunting. see ya later, i guess.


Sans walks away with two shopping carts.


Bluey: Is he planning to take all of it?


Chilli: I think so. He's rich.




Cashier: That is $447.32, Sir.


Sans: Here's $450. Keep the change.


Sans exits with the two shopping carts while a white dog follows him.


Sans: hmm?

Sans looks behind him but there was no one there but the security guard.


Sans: (weird. i could have sworn someone was following me.)


Sans calls someone and they pick it up.


Sans: heya, can you get a car here?


Snappy: Sure. I'll find a way.


Sans: better be fast. the Heelers are here too.


Snappy: What?


Sans hangs up the call.




5 minutes later. . .


Papyrus parks in front of the entrance.


Sans: heh, it's my taxi.


Papyrus: I'LL HELP YOU, SANS.


Sans: gotta hurry. they're at the cashier!


Papyrus and Sans throws the ketchup bottles at the back five by five.


Papyrus: WE'RE DONE!


Sans: they're almost out! go go go go go!!!


Sans puts his foot on the pedal and drives away with Papyrus.




Sans: that's enough exercise for today.


Papyrus: LET'S HOPE THAT THE HEELERS DOESN'T FIND THIS STACK IN CHARA'S HOUSE.


Sans: i hope so too.


A dark red dog and a white dog hides at the back.


???: [The Heelers? Chara?]

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