Big furry liar

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(On the winter mountains, the oc's were outside a cabin)

Thunder: Oh, GC no matter how hard I try this door refuses to open. It's blocked!

Generous: Have you tried pulling it?

(Thunder does so and the door opens and the oc's get in)

Generous: Check out this cabin we rented!

Thunder: But still we have to get breakfast fast!

Trimplechip: Yeah, I'm so hungry I could eat a horsefly! (Everyone stares at him) Well, half a horsefly.

Generous: You know, I saw a shop on our way here. I could go get us something.

Twistar: Are you sure you don't want us to come with you?

Generous: Nah, you guys stay here where it's warm. I'll be back. (Leaves)

Bailey: You hear that Trimplechip? We're getting our breakfast- (Sees he's gone) Trimplechip?

(Trimplechip was out trying to find something to eat)

Trimplechip: There's no way I'm waiting for Gen to come back, there's got to be something to eat.

(He begins searching underneath some rocks, but with no luck. Suddenly he finds a wolf staring down at him snarling. He screams and runs away from the wolf until he hits a tree and falls unconscious, and snow buries him. Meanwhile, Generous was on her way with bags of food)

Generous: Dashing through the snow

In a one-horse open sleigh

O'er the fields we go

Laughing all the way.

(She finds an icicle that had a small beetle in it)

Generous: Oh, that poor fella.

(At the cabin she arrives with the food and the iced beetle)

Thunder: It's about time.

Generous: (Puts the iced bug on the fireplace and the ice melts away)

Evelyn: (Takes out the food) So what shall we prepare?

Beetle: (Sneezes)

Generous: Bless you.

Beetle: Oh, thanks a lot. Now go ahead and squish me or anything. I'm useless. (Sneezes)

Bong: (Approaches) Who's this guy?

Generous: I don't know, I found him outside completely frozen.

Beetle: (Sneezes)

Rose: What were you doing out there in the cold?

Beetle: Just casted out by my old friends, I'm talentless and have nothing...

Catherine: (Feels bad and starts singing to him) 🎵So things look bad, and your back's against the wall

Your whole existence seems all hopeless

You're feelin' filthy as a very stinky skunk

Can't face the world sober and fearfull

You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked

Well, let me just say you're correct

Beetle: Wait, what?

Catherine: 🎵You're a loser, baby

A loser, goshdarn baby

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