Hidden Dwarf Planet! [but the script is a fanfic]

Hidden Dwarf Planet! - PART 1

-beep!

MakeMake: and so, the party continued on into the temple, having no idea what they would discover next-

*the screen zoomes in on Haumea thinking to Himself while MakeMake is talking*

Haumea: uh- guys? does anyone else hear arguing?

Eris: huh? the only thing i heard was MakeMake,

MakeMake: yeah... theres almost certainly no one else here for miles!

Pluto: wait- be quiet... im trying to listen...

*a couple seconds go by, as all the planets are shown thinking*

Eris: wait... i do hear it!

Pluto: i can a little bit...

Charon: *gasp* wait! so that means...-

makemake: THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO OTHER CELESTIAL BODIES IN THE AREA!!

*makemake is ecstatic already*

Pluto: well... lets go check it out!

Makemake: YEAH!!! :33

*eris chuckles a bit... ...the camera cuts to a the five wandering through the kuiper belt, as faint arguing can be heard, getting gradually louder as they approach, but they decide to split up*

arro: what makes you think you have the right to talk like that!? koth: whaat? its not like we're on camera! arro: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN...- ugh... just- shut up before someone hears you! koth: why? aren't we miles and miles away from anybody? arro: THAT DOESN'T MATTER! you do NOT have the right to curse! koth: whats so wrong about cursing when no ones even around? arro: c'mon, you know i dont like it when you curse! just... just...- koth: you've never given me a straight answer to that question, arro: why do i need to answer that question? I'm not obligated to! koth: come on! you're not a little kid! we've existed for 4.6 billion years! BEFORE ANY OF THE PLANETS EVEN EXISTED! arro: whats so wrong with not liking cursing? huh? its gonna break your heart? koth: OH C'MON YOU MOTHERFU-

*charon rushes and covers up koth's mouth, as she then realizes what she just did, she pulls away*

Charon: uhh... plutooo!! i found someone...

arrokoth: Pluto? arro: whos... "pluto?"

*they both stare at eachother, as makemake is obviously the first one to arrive, as haumea arrives with makemake*

makemake: *loud gasp* IS THAT A CONTACT BINARY CONNECTED BY AKASA LINEA!?

Haumea: ...how do you know what that is.?

makemake: NO TIME TO WASTE- *makemake goes right infront in the celestial object* HELLO WHO ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES HOW DID YOU GET HERE AND HOW OLD ARE YOU?

koth: whoah whoah whoah! thats too many questions for me to answer..! arro: uhmm... we're just celestial beings, I'm arro, his name is koth, together we're named arrokoth, merged/floated, and... 4.6 billion years?

Makemake: oOoOoOh!! you're ooold! how did you guys merge? and when we're you two discovered? tell me everything I'm writing it all down!

arro: uhmm...

*eris and pluto both arrive*

Eris: oh god, is Makemake going crazy over them already?

Haumea: mhmm...

Pluto: hey- makemake? how about you cool down on the questions? hm? what if they dont wanna answer them?

makemake: mmmmmm... youre right youre right- but- ive always wanted to meet a contact binary being! i knew they existed, but i never knew they existed in this system! oh- I should've brought my dndp se-

koth: Hey! how bout you shut your mouth! nerd.

makemake: oh... uhm...

arro: KOTH! that is not ANY way to treat new dwarf planets you meet! koth: what? he said we're a contact binary connected by an akasa linea like it was nothing, thats suspicious...

makemake: yeah... i guess i talk a little too much...

Haumea: wh- hey no! i dont think you talk too much!

makemake: ...really?

Haumea: well... i like listening to you! *haumea gives koth a look*

Eris: i didn't know it was possible to make Makemake upset...

arro: this is why i dont like being merged with you... koth: whaaahahat?

Pluto: you know exactly. what you did.

*the camera cuts to charon makemake and haumea*

Charon: why do you have some sort of beef with koth now?

haumea: you heard him! he called makemake a nerd, in a derogatory term... and i wont stand for that!