Q's crackfic

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Quetzallio walked out of his room, taking a new form. He was no longer the doctor everyone knew, but now a love-obsessed freak. Who knew a single bite to the leg could do so much to a man?

He stumbled around the lab, looking for someone, anyone, that he could infect with this virus of love.

He comes across Pixel, staring at him with a smug grin on his face.
He is suddenly caught off guard when his boss, L, runs up to Pixel at a high speed and tackles him to the ground in a hug.

Q looks on in surprise and shock, before moving in on the two. He stands over them, looking down upon the two.

"Perhaps we may share?" He asks, tilting his head.

To his expectation, L pulls herself and Pixel away from Q.

"Oh well, thought we could do this differently... you're infected too. We have a common goal. We should be friends-" Q says, before getting cut off.

"MINE." L says.

"That's it!" He tackles L to the ground, forcing her to let go of Pixel as they fight over him. They both repeat "mine" to each other as they fight.

Pixel runs off and into another room, closing the door behind him. To his surprise, Hitori is there.
As Pixel explains what's been going on, a noise comes from the vents, and another from the door. They're both trying to get in.

The door bursts open and the vent door flies open. Q first has his eyes set on Pixel, before noticing the other in the room. He goes up to Hitori as Pixel is once again tackled into a hug by L.

"Oh my god! Where have you been all my infection...? You look way better than that little guy!" He says, smiling and blushing a little as he looks at Hitori.
"Q... what the hell happened?!" He yells.
"Oh, please... I was infected! I gave myself a wonderful makeover!" Q responds.
"Dude, this isn't you."
"You're lucky I'm not as far gone as she is! I could have just ran up to you and immediately hugged you!"
Q is suddenly picked up by Hitori, feeling a little weaker in his arms as he giggles.
"Oooooh!!! Taking me somewhere??"
"I'm taking you to find the cure serum I know you have."
"Awhh... noooo..." Q says, before he's thrown over the other's shoulder.

Before leaving with Q, Hitori kicks L away from Pixel, allowing for Pixel to make a getaway.

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