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Trash Story-Oneshot Thing

Whoops, here goes nothing >:)

Iceland was a Nordic country.

He liked breathing air. He thought breathing was a very vital thing.

Iceland: "I love air! It's very important."

Told you so.

One day, the news lady was like: "Ohonhonhon global warming exists lol."

Iceland thought that the politician was lying because all politicians do that, so he was like: "Nope, not listening to that."

You know what? Iceland started melting, because Iceland does have some ice.

Iceland: "NUUUUU I'M DYING HELP ME."

But the other Nordics were like: "Naaahhh Iceland sucks." and threw him into the bin.

He joined Hetalia Canada, Prussia and Sealand in the Neglected Club.

Then, EU barged into the bin and said: "Lol look at who's in the bin." and yeeted all of them out of the bin. Then he realised that there were 'humans' and was like: "HOLY MOLY" and ran away.

Hetalia Prussia: "Lol I'm so kool."

As you can tell, Hetalia Prussia liked being 'kool'. So, he got a 'kool' badge and said: "I'm the Kool boss."

He got a random pair of undies and swung them around, doing who knows what.

Iceland was disgusted. He grabbed Hetalia Prussia's wrist and said: "No undie swinging in front of me."

But Hetalia Prussia wanted to be kool, so he said: "Lol ur gae."

Oops, you summoned the author.

Author S.s.: "Hahahaha why?"

Hetalia Prussia: "Because every single Country-Hooman is gae."

So, Author S.s. said: "Screw logic." and cried.

If every single Country-Hooman was gae, how did being straight work? (you can question my logic there at the time I'm writing this I'm sleep-deprived :D)

Anyway, Iceland was still in his closet and thought: Wait am I gae tho-

Hetalia Canada: "Where's Kumajinka?"

Kumajiro: "Who are you?"

Hetalia Canada: "I'm CANADA your owner!"

And Canada said that VEry quietly because that's how he is.

Iceland was in an identification crisis. 

Then Sealand said: "I like trains." and became the 'I like trains' kid from asdf movie.

Oops.

Then someone ate some black pepper and sneezed.

Then the whole world exploded.

Then everything obtained the ability to breathe in space and rocks took over the universe.

The end.