When we last saw our AMAZINGSOADORABLE COUPLE AFKGKSJSJTJDHKIIGVN *clears throat* they had gotten their happily ever after and are now living the amazing life in the faire kingdom of Whodunit
BM: GOOD MORNING GPA! I GOT A FEELING THAT ITS GONNA BE A MUSICAL DAY! THE MOON IN THE SKY HAS A FROWN ON ITS FACE-
F: Uhh, Boomsies? That's not the right lyrics...😅
BM: Oh it's not? Wait, what was I singing?
F: Here, let's sing this together..
🎶 I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe🎶
🎶That you will be here
Just give me a sign
🎶Hit me, baby, one more time🎶
BM: That was fun! 😄
F: Everything is fun when I'm with you... 💖
The two were about to make out when Branch (who was potentially the ride—) barges in
BH: GUYSGUYSGUYS! I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
F: Well what's the good news?
BH: Good news is that I managed to snag you guys a spot on the reservation list for that snazzy restaurant!
BM: What's a restaurant?
F: Don't worry about it, snookums. And what's the bad news...?
BH: Well.......
~ At the County Wide Community Service Center.... ~
C: SURPRISE SHAWTY- Oh- awwwwwwwwww they aren't at the house!
B: Well no s*** they wouldn't be at the house, idiot. THEY GOT MARRIED-
JD: Bottom line is, we aint resting till we find those two knuckleheads and making them pay for sentencing us to.....what was it again?
B: Community service?
JD: YES THATS THE WORD!
~ Back ~
BH: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh your family kinda, maybe, sorta, probably, maybebly, escaped community service and are neow plotting vengeance...😄
F: WHAT?! HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF IT?!
Suddenly, Boom and Floyd looked at each other
F: Clay?
BM: Clay.
F: Bottom line is, where exactly are they! What do we do? Where do we-
Branch slaps Floyd so he can think straight
BH: It's okay, because I (the best ride to the ball) have already planned it out, we're gonna go and-
BM: Or I can just go and politely ask them to stop :3
F: I mean, he's technically prince so he has the power to do that-
BH: That better work, Boom... 😭
BM: Okie dokie artichokie !! :D
Boom happily skips outside and completely forgets what he wanted to do and admires the sunshine
BM: Ahhhh...this is nice; the sun is sunning, the sky is skying, and.....what was I gonna do again?
Suddenly, a hand is put over Boom's mouth and is silenced from there
He's then knocked out using.....dont worry about it and is put into a big trash bag and then dragged away
15 Minutes later
F: Branch, Boomsie Pie—Erm—Boom has been gone for a while. I hope nothing happened to him...
BH: I'm sure he's fine! What could have possibly gone wrong?
Floyd eyeballs Branch
BH: Okok, fine. Let's go check on him, see where he is....
Branch and Floyd step outside, Boom being nowhere to be found
F: BOOMKIE! ERM—BOOM!! Where is that hunk of meat...?
BH: I don't know and—OOF!
Branch trips on....a piece of paper
F: How did you trip on a piece of paper?
BH: Cmon, you KNOW Tae's logic doesn't make sense...!
F: Fair point, but what does that note even say?
F: And how did you trip on it...?
BH: MOOOOOVING ON- the note says in HORRIBLE purple crayon....
Wassup, B***HES!
Yes, we have your mans.
If your dumbasses want to see him again, we're gonna need at LEAST
A royalty status or $10000000000 in CASH.
According to Clay, Credit is unacceptable🙄
But anywhoozers, we're gonna need either of those if you wanna see Bom alive in one piece
- Hope you trip on a banana peel, Hoe—Brozone <3
F: WHAT THE F-
BH: Well, I'm no Sleuth, but I THINK this is bad...
F: Yeah, I think so too. Don't know how they spelled Boom's name wrong, but moving on—
BH: Let's take the Rhonda?
F: Let's take the Rhonda.
F: WE'RE COMING SNOOKUMS-!
oH woWw wHo sAw THIS cOmiNg~?
As for the rest of you guys, find out what happens next in chapter DOS—DEUX—TW-TWO!! <3 💖
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FanfictionWith Floyd and Boom happily married and his douchebag brothers and STREPfather sentenced to community service, things should be going great, right? WRONGSIES! In fact, things are about to go ka-RAY-zee! Can Floyd and Boom regain their happily ever a...
