Me- OK, today we have ships!!
Kai- ( groans) no, I hate these things
Skylor- well I like the not weird knew, plus me and you are shipped.
Kai- OK then. I'm in.
Cole- let me get my food!
Seliel- and let me get my boyfriend!
Lloyd- OK, I just have to get Aqua( she and me are different people here)
Jay- me and Nya are on our ways.
Nya- and I'm already halfway into the living room.
Aqua- this should end well.
Hannah- give me a sec, I have to get Pythor into the doorway somehow.
Pythor- Oh this is so embarrassing.
Zane- I will be in there, just give me a second.
( time skip, everyone is in the living room)
Me- now that you are all here, ship reactions. First is the normal/canon ones, and the OCs, wait, where are Amy and Dareth.
Amy- we're right here.
Me- good. First is Kailor, and well, we know what that is.
Kai- and we all agree with it.
Me- next is Pixane. And I think they are perfect for each other.
Zane-(nods)
Me- Jaya.
Jay- my favorite!
Me- and Coliel.
Cole- love it.
Me- now OCs. We have GreenAqua, Pythanna, and DarAmy.
Hannah- OC shipping da best!!
Me- I know.
Lloyd-( looks at Aqua and starts blushing)
Me- now the weird ships. First is the most common, GreenFlame.
Kai- and that is?
Me- you and Lloyd.
Kai- say what now? ( blushing of embarrassment, everyone is laughing, except Lloyd and Kai)
Lloyd- OK, next!
Me- next is Bruise, Cole and Jay.
Nya- oh my gosh. The internet is weird.
Cole- ew, we're just friends!
Jay- yeah!
Seliel- next.
Me- Techno, Zane and Jay.
Zane- Umm.......
Jay- I think we broke him.
Me- ok? So Glacier. Zane and Cole.
Jay- stop naming Zane ships, it's weird!!
Zane-(still glitching a little)
Jay- Oh great, I just fixed his voice. Although it was funny.
Cole- anymore with me in them.
Me- yes, Lava. You and Kai
Kai- OK, this is too far!
Skylor- I'm with Kai! This is weird.
Cole- I...think I'm gonna puke, and possibly faint.
Jay- Cole you sound like me.
Cole- it's gross!
Me- next( singing that), OK, GreenWisp/Turbo Bros! Jay and Lloyd.
Lloyd- our Gaming channel is called Turbo Bros Let's Plays, now I have to change it. No wonder we get all those weird comments.
Jay- OK, this is really weird.
Hannah- Oh it gets better. Next one Hads!!
Me- OK, Moss, another Lloyd ship, this one is with Cole!
Cole- OK, even if that were to happen, it would happen only if he were female! And plus he likes MLP, and I hate that!
Lloyd- I'm going g to cry!
Cole- OK, I don't entirely hate it.
Lloyd- better, now please, NO MORE WITH ME IN THEM!!!
Me- Oh sorry, cause next is GreenIce.
Jay- I said no more Zane ships!!
Lloyd- OK, is that all me ships.
Me- I believe you also get shipped with Brad, and Nya, Morro, Ronin, and your father.
Lloyd-(barfs) that is( barfs again) sick!
Aqua- I'm taking him to puke in the bathroom.( grabs garbage bucket and he pukes into it)
Kai- what more could you possibly have!?
Me- OK, what if I told you Garmadon was shipped with someone besides Misako.
Garmadon- why is Lloyd puking?
Me- Oh, come in, cause I want to show you something.
Garmadon- I do not trust her right now.
Kai- well you shouldn't.
Me- OK, this should make Garmadon mad, WuSako.
Garmadon- Oh.. So that's how it is then!
Me- OK, then there is SelfCentered.
Garmadon- is that with me in it?
Me- well evil you...and( darts eyes at Dareth)
Dareth- what?
Me- ..him.( smiling evilly)
Garmadon- I knew the internet was a corrupted place.
Lloyd- OK, I'm back, what did I miss.
Aqua- well tell me there are no more Lloyd ships, besides OCs!
Me- there aren't, well there is one more, but it is young Lloyd.
Lloyd- good, wait...no not another!
Me- next is...Slittra X Lloyd!
Lloyd-( blushes) first of all, I only date girls, second of all, I would never date a snake, they are mean and conniving and...( looks at Pythor) no offense.
Pythor- all taken.
Lloyd- and that's it!?
Me- I promise.
Lloyd- good.( sits down)
Me- OK, next is Kai and.....Oh boy.
Jay- what?
Me- it's Kai and Zane.
Zane- (falls, squishing Jay.)
Me- OK, next is Pythor x Skales.
Pythir- preposterous!
Hannah- OK, I'm gonna puke! Cause Skales is married M-A-R-R-I-E-D!!!! And he has a son! I know, I just the Serpentine every single freaking day!!!
Me- it's fake, OK next Brad and Gene.
Lloyd- those two hate each other!
Me- well, next time we do......FNAF ships!! Dun dun dun.
Lloyd- hashtag excited and scared.
#excitedandscared
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