𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗔𝗚𝗘 ┆𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

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Grrah.
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KimSeonwoo
We're short people, OF COURSE we always need help to get stuff from the top shelf. 🙄

YangJungwon
We're short people, OF COURSE we are grateful that we can dangle our legs and these FAT titans can't. 😒

NishimuraRiki
Hah couldn't be me😜

ParkJungsung
Niki.. You better start running😅 if you wanna come out alive.

NishimuraRiki
What are they gonna do? Bite my ankles. 🤨

KimSeonwoo
That's exactly what we are gonna do. Plus we are feeding you to Jit.

NishimuraRiki
NO WAIT 🏃💨💨

ParkJungsung
Warned you.
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Now I present to you.... INCORRECT QUOTES because I'm lazy and found funny ones. 🤭

Enjoy😍

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*at the enhypen dorm*

Sunghoon: The food is too cute, I can't eat it!

Niki:
Sunoo:
Jungwon:
Jay:
Jake:
Heeseung:

Heeseung: You're cute, but I'd still eat yo-

Jay: *slams the table* ONE DINNER.

Jungwon: *sighs and puts his head on Sunoo's shoulder* Here we go again.

Jay: ONE DINNER WITH PEACE AND QUIET IS ALL I ASK FOR.

Sunghoon: *gay panicking in the corner*

.    .    .    .

Niki: You can't make everyone like you, you're not Sunoo hyung.

Jake: What? Not everyone likes Sunoo hyung.

Jungwon: Who doesn't?

Jake: Well..

Jungwon&Niki: *grabs shovel and Jit* names, give me their names now.

.    .    .    .

Jay: Jake, do you have any shaving cream?

Jake: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Jay: *looks at him with disgust* Wait..

Jake: What?

Jay: Do you EAT shaving cream??

Jake: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the way it tastes?

.    .    .    .

Jay: *wears a lighter shade of black*

Niki: I see you're bursting with spring colours.

.    .    .    .

Jungwon: Hyung can I have some money for coke? Please?

Jay: will 40 dollars be okay?

Jungwon: it's 3.99....

Jay: wow that's cheap, who's the dealer?

Jungwon: coca cola?

Jay: ...

Jungwon: ... I'm telling Heeseung hyung about this.

.    .    .    .

[Sunghoon and Jake in a horror movie]

Jake: QUICK YOU'RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?

Sunghoon, bleeding out: tall, cute, cuddly, supportive, scary when having se-

Jake: I MEANT YOUR BLOOD TYPE YOU DUMB FUCK.

Sunghoon: oh.

Sunghoon: *looks down at his wound*

Sunghoon: red.

Jake: fuck this shit I'm out.

.    .    .    .

Sunghoon: Jay hyung, wanna see something funny?

Jay: uh, ok?

Sunghoon: scream.

Jay: *screams, nothing happens*

Sunghoon: *screams*

Heeseung, Jake and Sunoo: *runs into the room* Sunghoon are you okay?

Jay: ... Excuse you, I screamed too! Even you Jake?

Jake: Buddy... You scream whenever you have the chance to.

.    .    .    .

Sunoo: Nishi, can you get me the jar? It's really high up and I can't reach it.

Niki: sure

Niki: *places himself behind Sunoo, making the chest touch, and gets the jar*

Sunoo, blushing: Thanks Nishi

Jake, who had watched them: Did you put the jar there so that Sunoo would have to ask you to get it?

Niki: One more word and the next thing up there will be your feet.

.    .    .    .

Jay: for someone who is 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.

Sunghoon: BBBUUURRNNNNN

Heeseung: water cannot be burned baby.

Sunghoon:

Sunghoon: EEVVVAAAPPPOOORRRAAATTTEEE

.    .    .    .

[Heeseung recruiting new staff members]

Heeseung: Would you, within all your life and capability, protect my six stupid, cute (only sunghoon), deadly, talented and tall babies?

Person: ... Uh yes?

Heeseung: cool, you're hired. 

Hybe: what the fuck?

.    .    .    .

[Throwing a surprise party for Jungwon]

Jake: goddammit Heeseung move your long ass legs.

Heeseung: it's not my fault you decided to his next to me.

Jay, aggressively whispering: guys shut the fuck up he's about to walk through the door.

Niki: I told you idiots it wasn't a good idea to plan with these idiots.

Sunghoon, whispering: shut up he's opening the door.

Niki: oh really? I couldn't hear because y'all are so damn loud all the time.

Jake: oof he done snatch your weave.

Sunoo: guys shut up you're all gonna ruin the surprise.

Jungwon, crouched next to Sunoo: who are we waiting for again?

Enhypen, except Jungwon: WHAT THE FUCK

.    .    .    .

Jay: I like watching movies alone.

Jake: I'll watch it with you.

Jay: no I said I want to watch it alone.

Jake: I'll join you.

Jay: I WANT TO WATCH IT ALONE

Jake: I'LL WATCH IT WITH YOU.

Jay: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT ALONE MEANS?

Jake, screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU AND I ARE ONE.

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Lol. 😊