LABOR

Gay man gives birth

Roberts p.o.v.

so it was a normal night for Morgen and me. Except for the fact that Morgen is now taking up most of our couch so I can no longer spoon him. I didn't want this I miss having sex with him god he was so loud. You see my morgen is a tiny thing in the back but holly shit is he huge in the front. Any way so here we are right just laying on the now unspoonable couch and he says the four dreaded words "My water broke" and I think fuck great just gray now I half to get this pregnant hormonal man up and get him to the car not like he can even move. So as he and I waddle to the car a huge puddle behind us which I think our dog started drinking cause the puddle was way bigger before we came back. So I get him in my car and we get to the hospital. Well he gets into a room and I'm stuck filling out paper work :( sad face right no I was thrilled cause paper work meant a little less screaming and more quiet.
So I get into the room with morgen an he's yelling and screaming morgen is yelling crap like I feel like my ass is being torn in two and here I am the realist and I simply say "well honey that's cause it is."
"Robert your a dick how bout you try being a pregnant man it's not fun we are never having another one ever I hate you you son of a bitch I hate you... Oh I'm sorry baby I don't mean it I love you your so amazing oh I'm so happy with you." Morgen kept saying stuff like this for a total of five hours. then came the Doc well Doc said "to morgen you either gotta push or we are gonna cut you open."

Morgen's p.o.v.

Hear that I half to push I ain't pushing and ruin my beautiful ass no I think not.I have better ass the Kim Kardasion. So before I know it I'm under the knife and main the numbed my tummy good cause I felt almost nothing. After the chop me open and put me back together they showed me my baby and thank The Lord it looked like me and not Robert cause damn I'm fine.