In HELL, imps are the lowest of the low in society, but what happens when one starts an assassin business? This happens!
Follow Blitzo (the 'o' is silent) as he attempts to run a startup killing company in a very competitive market, along with his w...
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In The I.M.P building.
A door was close door that was labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it.
Inside of the room, Blitzo was walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees. "Alright. Now, I know business has been...a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here..." Blitzo said to them then he looks at Moxxie. "Moxxie." Blitzo said making Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response. "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Blitzo asks them while Loona was on her phone. "What about a car wash?" Millie asks him making Solomon eyes sparkling. "This is Hell, no one cares about cars being clean here." Levi said to her while Blitzo thinks. "Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?" Blitzo said to them while waving his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out. "We can't afford a billboard, sir." Moxxie said to him while rolls his eyes annoyed. "And the billboard idea is crap." Levi said to Blitzo. "Second it." Loona said to Blitzo who wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder. "You two are not very helpful and Moxxie really glad you're in the room right now." Blitzo said to them then he pushes Moxxie away. "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzo asks them and he on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do.
Everyone watch the tv while Solomon and Blitzo share some popcorn. "We actually don't look too bad." Solomon said to them. "Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzo said to them while Solomon shares some popcorn with Millie. "I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel...nobody watches." Moxxie said to him. "He actually did that?" Levi asks Loona who nods a little. "Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitzo said to them. "I would consider that rude if it wasn't 100% true." Solomon said to them while he eats some popcorn. "Good boy." Blitzo said to him while patting Solomon's head. "Don't do that." Solomon said to him. "People love musicals, sir." Millie said to Blitzo. "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical." Blitzo said to them while he does jazz hands then he looks at Moxxie. "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" Blitzo asks Moxxie. "Sir--" Moxxie said to him but Blitzo cuts him off. "Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzo said to him. "I swear half of the shit that comes out of your mouth is so confusing." Levi said to Blitzo. "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Solomon asks his brother. "I-- What?" Moxxie said to him. "I thought I knew you." Millie said to Moxxie flirtatiously and she playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately. "Keep that in the bedroom." Solomon said to Millie who gives him a smile. "I can't believe you, Moxxie!" Blitzo said to him and he tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it. "After I made you employee of the month!" Blitzo said to him.
