[Idk. I was bored- ]
Val: I'm trash.
Vox: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Val:
Val: You smooth motherfucker.
Val: And yes it does.
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Val: That was so hot, Vox.
Vox: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Val: I'm so in love with you.
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Val: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Vox: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Val: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Vox: Is it working?
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Vox: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Val: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Vox: That one. I want that one.
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Vox: We both look very handsome tonight.
Val: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Vox: I couldn't take that chance.
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Vox: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Val: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Val: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Vox: I wrote you a poem.
Val, already crying: You did?
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Vox: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
Val, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Vox: Perfect.
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(Now Anthony and husk<3)
Anthony : Stop doing that.
Husk: Stop doing what?
Anthony : Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Anthony : You got a date yet Husk?
Husk: No...
Anthony : Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
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Anthony : Hey, Husk, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Husk: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Anthony : No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Husk: Can't really say I have.
Anthony : You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Husk: Sorry, Anthony . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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Husk: Go f-ck yourself.
Anthony , smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
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Husk: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Anthony : I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
:)
That's all lol. The generator was running out of quotes 😒
