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Waking up beside my boyfriend Brian not knowing when he reached home because he was out last night, I took up my phone to see if I had any important messages.
Mi not even know if mi can walk mi tek up phone first.
Just wake and me hungry real bad.
Before I could get up from my bed I heard my phone ringing coulda who this now.
Cataleya calling...
"Bestieeeee yuh good", I speak first with my phone on speaker.
"Yeah and no", sounds like she was crying.
"A who me fi kill or beat up now which gyol a road trouble yuh", I said sitting up into my bed looking over at Brian.
"No girl which gyol? nuh the johncrow Amir mon", she said sounding very irritated.
"Wah the boy do now by the way switch the call to video call mek mi see yuh cause if mi ever see a mark!", i yelled seeing that she switched the call.
"Him nuh put him hand pon me again mek mi gi yuh the tea!", she started setting up the phone.
"Afta mi come a mi yard tipsy afta a little drink out wid the man me meet at the clu-"
"Yuh couldn't bring mi back a you a suh yuh did stay", I cut her off and rolled my eyes and she laughed.
"Mek mi talk and don't cut me off anyways reach home mi see him car Inna mi drive way and mi living room light on him well a relax Inna mi couch a watch tv mi tell him gwaan a him yard him a follow mi upstairs! Fast forward mi tek off mi clothes say me ago do mi nightly routine and take a shower him come Inna bathroom wid mi fully naked and mi tell him guh bathe Inna the guest bathroom! Before mi can do anything a him that Inna mi face a gimi kiss true mi under mi liquor mi just guh wid the flow we have sex and everything, fast forward again Inna the morning mi see gyol a call him phone mi just kindly tek up him clothes,shoes and cologne and throw them over the balcony him wake up a gwaan like him nuh know weh him a do a road! Mi just tell him we done and him fi put dung mi key!.
"Mi did hungry but mi nuh bada hungry again this full mi belly murdaaa how Amir out of order suh? A longtime yuh did fi get rid of him", I joke and she rolled her eyes.
"Girl it don't funny stop laugh and him alright as long as him nuh come a mi yard or inna mi way mi good memba the doll nuh ugly and nuh donkey nuh bite mi!", she said while walking around her bedroom.
"Has one gone a next one born!", I shouted.
"That is it! anything Kartel seh!", she screamed!.
