"𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗕𝗘"

three

#1 slowburn hater.
this is set on the walk back bcz pinterest isnt giving me good date ideas
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But of course. What gentleman would Kaiser be if he were to not walk you back home during night time? Ensuring you are always on the inner side of the sidewalk, and keeping an arm snaked around your waist to flex at it that you two are together. Atleast that's what Kaiser's already assumed. I mean what idiot would let a man go on a date with them if they did not reciprocate?

"Thanks for walking me back Kaiser." You respond courtly with a smile, and his ego feels like it's been increased by just a little bit with each compliment you give to him. Though of course it'll never scale up to how egotistical he can get when it comes to soccer.

"Its no issue, you wanna go on another date though?" He asks without hesitation to give you the idea of confidence. Though the gears that were going on his mind were spinning so fast they were ought to snap with how nervous he was on asking you out once more. He cannot possibly let you catch him this vulnerable when you two haven't gone farther than a first impression. So he'll have to keep up the smug grin of his

"Another date so soon?" You respond back questioning his decision. To which this sets his confidence back by 2 steps. "Heh, what do you mean? I thought we're dating already? Shouldn't it be normal to go on dates often?" He asks, questioning your question to his question. In which you politely laugh back. The nervousness weaved within the sound visible

'Fuck, I haven't considered that yet.. I was to busy laughing at this bastard's jokes..' The tiny voice in your head speaks. Kaiser's confidence is plummeting to the ground with each second you take to form an appropriate answer for him. Is it really that difficult to consider dating him? He's a super hot professional german athlete! Or atleast, thats what he tells himself infront of the mirror after a shower everyday.

"Uhm.. yeah.. I mean no! Er.. I guess we are dating but we aren't?" You respond, and all the sweet precious time you've taken to make a reply gone down the drain with the constant pauses between words. To add onto that your sentence didn't even make sense in the slightest. Dating but not dating?, and to think Kaiser had assumed that the worst a rejection could've been was a simple "no". Well a pat on your back should be placed. You have just created a new form of rejection!

Kaiser's posture had deflated like those things at car washes. It was cute, but that should be the least of your priorities in the conversation at the moment. Once more you've decided to take more seconds off the clock to correct yourself of what the message you meant to relay onto him, but you can't even image it in your mind. Let alone put it into words for him to get an idea of what you meant.

So what do you do? Your mind decides to make the spontaneous decision of reminding you of this fanfiction you've read before. Where the female lead unsure of loving the male lead. Chooses to make a trial run to see if he is worthy of her love and undying affection! It wouldn't hurt to try the idea out.. Hold on. What the hell are you thinking? No way in hell Kaiser would agree to something like that! But what if he wants to?

"Ok i've got an idea!" Your eyes glisten with a mixture of excitement, and nervousness. To which he responds back to instantly springing back to his previous state of mind. His heartbeat however remaining at an unchanging pace of speed when he was slightly scared by your rejection. Hey, atleast he's willing to hear you out. Better than nothing at all.

"What if.. come here come closer" You usher him to step closer to you for a dramatic effect of the idea. He raises an eyebrow, and you glare back at him for his hesitation. So he shuffles closer till you're pleased to hear your magical plan of where this relationship was swerving to. "Ok so.. what if we like have a relationship trial run?"

'What the fuck is a relationship trial run?' Are the words that form in his mind upon the reveal of the thoughts you had. His eyebrows furrowing at the lack of understanding to your idea, but he hasnt regarded it as stupid yet. So that should be another good sign that your idea would work fairly well

You take the hint that he has absolutely no idea what you were saying. So with a sigh you speak once more "Ok so like basically. We'll date but not date for like.. I dunno, a week? Like we will act like a couple, and be a couple. But we aren't legit yet. Like not official." You explain to him, and he still looks lost with what you were talking about.

"Isn't that just a fake relationship?" He responds, and you playfully punch his chest for his stupidity. You were certain you'd had worded it for his pea brain to understand. So it was a bit irritating to see him still have that question mark hovering over his head "No you idiot!" You respond with a frown

"We'll be real but like not real! We do all the lovey dovey stuff but not official. Then after a week we- or I decide if we are a good couple or not!" You break it down once more, and you pray you dont have to explain it to him once more. Or else you might explode with how much of a fool this man is. Soccer really is the only thing he has brains in..

"Ohh, ok I get it" His mind finally clicks, and you let out a sigh of relief on him finally getting ahold of the topic you were trying to explain for the past few minutes. "Can I take you out on that date though" He adds on and you're taken aback. Had his mind just been focusing on the next date? Oh well, the trial had already begun so.. it wouldn't hurt to accept.

"Yes, yes we can go on a date you big idiot." You answer with rush to finally shut the door on him, and crash onto your couch from the pretty fun date you guys had earlier. Kaiser's mind immediately played that one "yipee" sound the moment you gave him the green light

"Bye.." You speak, and try to close the door. Keyword: try. He stops the door with his foot, and now you're the one with the question mark on your head. What was he up to now?

"No kiss?" He pouts at you for your cruel behaviour towards him. You scoff at his constant need for spoiling and babying. "No kiss cause you were being an idiot."

But you couldn't resist his persistance. So you decided to just blow him a kiss before closing the door.

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kaiser cutie patootie while being a big idiot is CANON. argue w the wall🤓 also heres my april fools prank, new chap drop tmrw!!

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