Billy Loomis x y/n

Part one

As every story starts it was a dark and gloomy night in Woodsboro. Not only was it dark it was cold, so this called for a cup of hot chocolate and some scary movies. So as any reasonable teenager would do I called my best friend Stacey. "Hey girl, wanna come over? I have some scary movies on the tv and some hot chocolate getting made." "Duhh, who doesn't like a good cup of hot choccy." I laughed as she is deadass funny. "Dude you're cracking me up, not the hot choccy.""Wait omg I just heard some hot goss, that there is a new movie in theaters with Timothee Chalamet in it". "Whaattt omg, we have to sneak into that theater, I need my daily dose of timmy boy.""Alright get dressed and walk to my house so we can sneak into the theater." "Alright bett, i'm gonna look so hot for my timmy boy." "Okay bye girly can't wait, bet you're going to be so hot i'm going to turn lebian." "Byee pookie bear." I hung up the phone and turned off the stove so I could bring the hot chocolate to go. I went into my room and picked out a tee-shirt and some shorts. Then I put on my converse. I looked up at the ceiling to see my Timothee Chalamet poster and I kissed it goodbye as I blew out the candles to his shrine. Then I started walking to Stacey's house. As I was walking I saw this random person in a ghost costume run past me. I thought damn that's weird as shit, oh well. I knocked on Stacey's door and said,"Hey schmuckums ready to get our timmy on?""You know it bitch." Me and her walked to the theater and she accidentally threw her hot chocolate at me. I said "Wtf you stupid bitch what was that for?" She laughed and said"Whoopsies" I started running at her just like that guy I saw earlier in that costume. "Youre such a whore i'm going to kill you!" I spilled my hot chocolate down her pants so it looked like she shit herself. "That's what you get, MWAH" I ran away into the theater and started looking for my timmy boy. The stupid little nerdy ticket guy was like" Aren't you gonna pay" and i looked at him and said "You owe me money for looking at this massive ass." Soon I saw Stacey pissed and this time the ticket boy stopped her so she had to pay and I didn't. I laughed at her and said "You have something in your pants, did you shit yourself?" Then she whooped me. But I couldn't let her win so I said"Damn that was hot". She was shocked. Then when she least expected it I disappeared into the theater. She ran after me and then everyone in the theater looked at us. But I was looking at timmy. ~Timeskip~ The movie has ended and Timmy was so hot. "Dude, Timothee Chalamet can do anything to me for a quarter, cause I loki need money." "So true he could kill me and I'd say thank you." We started walking back to my house, but then Stacey screamed,"Omggg she's deadd." I looked and I wish I hadn't, because I saw Casey Becker hanging from a tree. "Omg omg I'm going to vomit, call the cops." Stacey got out her phone and dialed 911. I couldn't process what was going on, just a minute ago I was watching Timothee Chalamet and now I'm looking at a dead body. "Hello, What is your emergency?" "Hi, uh Casey Becker is dead hanging from a tree at her house." "I will send the police right away to stay where you are." Soon we saw the police lights and Dewey stepped out. "What happened?""We were walking home and then we saw a dead body hanging from a tree." The police started investigating the crime scene and found another dead body, it was her boyfriend. Dewey had taken us home and said,"You ladies try and get some sleep, this isn't your fault." I said bye to Stacey as she went home with Dewey. I couldn't sleep. All I thought about was Casey Becker. I can't believe someone would kill her like that. Then I remembered the ghost costume guy. It probably isn't relevant but what if it is and he was a killer. That could've been me. I got under the covers to try and get warm, because I was shaking, but it didn't help because I was still trembling. ~Next Morning~

I woke up after getting a solid hour of sleep and got dressed for school. When I went to the kitchen I saw my mom. "Good morning honey, you look tired." I just shoke it off and said "Yeah I had homework." I wasn't going to tell her I snuck off to the movies and then saw a dead boy or bodies. I hugged her goodbye and then opened the door. School wasn't far away so I rode my bike. As I entered school I saw Stacey. She told me that apparently the killer had worn a ghost costume. I thought about last night and ran to the bathroom. I couldn't believe a killer had passed me. It was hard to breathe and I started having a panic attack. The bell had rang soon and I had controlled my breath so I got up and went to class, but as I went through the halls a bunch of teenage boys were running around in ghost costumes. This shook me up, but I can't be tardy to math. I'm already failing. I sat in my usual seat but noticed that the guy who usually sits infront of me wasn't here. Maybe he was close with one of the victims. But turns out he wasn't because he soon walked in. He looked at me and smiled all weird. I rolled my eyes and looked at the teacher. I tried to pay attention but the guy infront of me couldn't stop staring so I said,"What do you want dumbass, if it's answers I'm failing this class so cheat off someone else." He smiled. "Oh I figured you're just pretty cute." He winked. I rolled my eyes again because of this bitch. "Aren't you dating whats' her name?"He laughed."Oh Sidney, I guess so."

I kind of giggled because that's funny. Sidney used to bully me so I'm glad that she's getting karma. All of a sudden I thought of the perfect revenge and for what you might ask. Let me give you a recap. I was a freshman in high school and she had catfished me online and then sent my nudes around to the whole school, even the principal and my dad. Then after my dad found out he was so upset he left me and my mom. The only reason being I'm a slut just like my mom who he only stayed with because he knocked her up and he was forced to marry her. ~end of recap~ I thought of a plan and it's going to start now. First step being i'm going to take her hot ass boyfriend. This time he looked at me and I smiled. "What's your name anyways?" I asked . He smiled and said,"Billy, I'm surprised you don't know considering the way you've been eyeing me up." I scoffed and said " Nope that's delusion I just wanted to know so I could complain about you later."Oh wowwww, I thought it was so you could write about how hot I am in your dairy later.""The only thing i'm going to write about you in my dairy is how you look like megamind." I was going to continue the conversation but the teacher yelled at us to look at the board. The bell rang and I headed to my locker. When I closed it I saw Billy leaning against the lockers "Holy shit you megamind don't scare me like that I almost dropped my books." "Sorry but my locker is right next to yours and also the teacher pulled me aside to say I have to tutor you." This can't be happening, there is no way he gets good grades. Sure if there was a class on having the biggest head.But sadly our school sucks. "How are you even passing her class?" "I'm not stupid like you so it's pretty easy." "I'll have you know I have A's in every other class but hers so calm down you big ass megamind bitch.""Well either way if i have a big head or not we have to figure out when i'm going to tutor you." He winked. "Um, first of all ew, and I guess we can go to my place." "Alright sounds good cutie." I flipped him off and walked to Stacey. "Dude he was eyeing you up, doesn't he have a girlfriend." "He does but we're just figuring out when he's going to tutor me because I guess the math teacher said he had to." "Oh damn that sucks, at least it's not an ugly guy," "true". I laughed. ~timeskip~ The last bell had rung and I started to head home when I heard someone call my name. "Heyy! Wait up!" I looked and saw Billy. "What?" "Well I need to know the address if I'm going to come over". "Oh yeah it's jhbjfgugdubfyuhd lane drive." I hopped on my bike and rode home. I started to think about last night and wondered if I should tell Dewey what I saw. I got home and headed straight to the shower. When I walked out in a towel I saw Billy waiting on my bed. "Holy shit stop scaring me like that, who even let you in?" "Your mom did, I wouldn't have come so soon if I knew you were getting hot for me." I rolled my eyes and grabbed some pajamas to change into. "Get out, I'm going to change." He walked out and I remembered my plan so I decided to put on a bit of makeup to steal Sidney's man. I opened the door and saw him just waiting. "Damn girl." I giggled and said,"Come on, let's get this over with." I led him to the dining room table because my mom wont let me be alone in my room with a boy ever since the incident. He grabbed out the books and today's homework. As I listened to him explaining it I noticed how hot he is. I hope he is more than hot though if i'm going to steal him from Sidney. He looked at me and smirked and then said"What did I just say?" I really wasn't listening so I'm screwed. " Ummm you were talking about math. Duh." I saw his ego boost and his head get ten times bigger. "You were getting the hots for me weren't you?" "No, because you would have to be hot for that to happen." "Well it's a good thing you think I am" Then I heard my mom cough in the kitchen and say "oooooh" "Mom quit listening in." I looked at Billy and he was dying of laughter. I blushed a little because he looked pretty cute. 

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Hi guys I wrote this at one am as a joke, so it fully sucks ass, but if you want me to continue it comment down below. Love you all and billy the megamind too. MWAH

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