"PARTY AT MINE TONIGHT!!" Screamed Geoff down the hallway, "8AM TO WHENEVER!! YOU KNOW THE ADDRESS, AND IF YOU DONT, ASK A FRIEND!"
"You going?" Asked Cody, looking towards Noah.
"Nah, nothing'll happen anyway, just drunk teenagers and the cops," Noah remarked
"But its fun!!!!!" Cody said, "All the games, people, drama!"
"No"
"Pleaseeeeeeeeeee"
"No"
"Pretty pretty pleaseeeee, with extra caramel drizzle!!!!"
Noah rolled his eyes, "Ugh...fine."
"YESSSS!!!!!!"
"Okay cody, you're getting louder than Geoff and his little advertising facade," Noah said sarcastically
"What does facade mean?" Cody asked innocently
"How did you get into top set, only Jesus knows "
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Izzy and Noah walked to the neighborhood where the hosts house was. Well, not really walked. Izzy hopped, springed, skipped and everything in-between.
"Soooooooo, who even convinced you to come?" Izzy giggled, having an idea already
"Cody" Noah groaned, "Im already regretting saying that, by the way"
"NOCO!!!!"
"Can you open Google maps on your phone, Iz?" Noah asked, randomly.
"Why? I know the way to geoffs, silly!"
"No, i need to know where the nearest bridge is."
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"Welcome, Courtney, Bridge!" Geoff handed out little olive stickes to the girls.
"Hey Geoff!" Bridgette highfived him, "Sick party!"
"Thanks dude!"
"You haven't even walked inside yet" Courtney whispered in confusion.
"party etiquette, court" Bridgette whispered back.
"Izzy, Noah! welcome!" Geoff bellowed in the background.
"Cmon Court," Bridgette said, rolling her eyes, "there are like..100 people here,no way we'll bump into them again"
Courtney sighed, "i dont care if we bump into noah," she started, "i kinda miss the guy, we were basically inseperable! petty bitch, why hasnt he apologised yet!!" she groaned.
"Hey, its a party, anything could happen!" Bridgette suggested.
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Courtney didnt expect it to be this.
Courtney Satella, first freshman to be student body president, and also the first person to have the title 3 years running. Courtney Satella, who has her entire future mapped out to the second, was sitting on Geoffs front garden wall, drunker than her dad at the bar. With who? Noah. Who was also, surprisingly, black out drunk.
How did this happen? Ion know, Courtney mistook a glass of vodka to be some water, and said the weird taste was "party air". Noah, is best friends with Heather AND Izzy. Two absolute alcoholics. Put the pieces together. So here they are, giggling because "The bricks make a smiley face!" In Courtney's words.
"Whatever you sayyy bitchhh" Noah slurred.
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"Hey heather? Where's Noah?" Cody yelled through the blasting music.
"Why, you like him?" Heather smirked
"Oh shut up, now where is heeee?" Cody rolled his eyes
"Outside with Courtney, surprisingly, he's also drunk as fuck!!!!" Heather laughed.
"M'kay, thanks sis!"
Cody waded through the sea of people, finally finding the door.
"Hey Mi amor,sooo, can i get that kiss?" Alejandro said smoothly.
"Ugh i hateeee you....but im too drunk to care, so sure bitch." Heather leaned in and kissed Alejandro. A flash of light. Heather pulled away hastily and stared at sierra.
"OH, YOU ARE SOOOOO DEAD!" Heather screamed.
"EEEEE THIS IS PERF FOR MY VLOG!!" Sierra squealed, running.
"GET BACK HERE, CRAZYERRA"
"RUN WHITE GIRL, RUN!!!!" Leshawna cackled.
"Thats my girlfriend," Alejandro said, leaning onto the counter.
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"Hey Zoey,"
"AHHJ WHO THE FU- oh, fuck off duncan! We dated for like .. a second!" Zoey spat, "You basically ruined me and gwens friendship!"
Duncan contemplated for a second," Well.. if its already ruined, im sure we could be together now, c'monnnn,you know you wanna" Duncan leaned in to kiss zoey.
"No you freak!" zoey pushed duncan off in disgust, "what the hell, pedophile!"
A flash of bright white light.
"Oh no she didn't," Zoey muttered,"Hey! Sierra can i see that for a sec?" She smiled calmly.
"Sure!"
"Eeesh.... Sierra, you cant put that up..i look like im kissing him!"
"you were, weren't you?" sierra smirked
"NO! He kissed me, i pulled away!" Zoey protested
"Ehhhh, potato potahto" Sierra giggled, and ran off
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"HEY DICKCAN, LEAVE MY SWEET HAROLD ALONE!" Leshawna screeched at Duncan, who was currently terrorising him as usual.
"WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT?"
"COME HERE AND SEE, PUSSY!"
Duncan stomped up to leshawna, looking pissed. He was only a little taller, but that didn't change what happened next.
Leshawna grabbed the nearest full drink next to her, and splashed it in duncans face.
A flash of bright white light. (are you getting bored of this?)
"GIRLL LET ME SEE THAT, HEY, SIERRA!"
Leshawna cackled
Sierra pulled up the photo on her phone
"PHAHAAAA, THAT SHOULD BE THE FIRST PIC I SEE ON THAT VLOG, SIERRA"
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772 VERY SHORT CHAPTER
I COULDNT HELP IT DIALOGUE OVERPOWERED ME
YOU ARE READING
Class of 2009
Fanfictionwhat if total drama never happened? (yes the title is a mitski song fight me)
