Mindfuck of the day

march 30th

Archduke franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a group of 6 people

1 of them chickened out
1 of them mistimed the delay of a grenade, so he took a cyanide pill, then jumped in a river, but the cyanide was expired, and the river was only 6 inches deep.
1 of them just got out of a sandwich shop, saw that the archduke's car took a wrong turn, and pulled out his gun and started ww1