Once upon a time, in the far away land of Kalyan Nagar, there lived a handsome Ramesh. Ramesh's father was very rich like Ambani but did not understand his passion for chai. This led Ramesh to cut his own family off and open his own chai stall in downtown Kalyan.
Oluwa Abishola Funke came from a very modern family who was atheist and supported nonsense like LGTV and all that. Oluwa did not approve of this lifestyle and decided to move to downtown Kalyan to open his very own church and force Jesus's ways upon the third class public. In his time in India, he managed to find a not so loving black wife to control. He was very ok with her.
He has now worked in "The Church of the Damned", a nickname given by the villagers because he's black, for 35 years. Throughout this time, he has gotten to know and hate his loyal churchgoer Ramesh even though he's been listening to his preaching all his life. It wasn't like Ramesh did anything wrong, it was just the fact that he was so rich and decided to run away from home that pissed him off. Particularly, because he stopped donating money to the church/ Oluwa's pockets. Ramesh's love for chai also annoyed him because he didn't see the hype.
Today is Sunday and there's a service at church and Ramesh shows up as always. This time, he brings a massive flask of chai to share with everyone in church. How thoughtful of him! Oluwa, however, doesn't think so. He feels like the attention is being taken away from him due this useless bastard. Nonsense.
"What is goody my genq?" Ramesh bhai chirps as he enters the church, interrupting Oluwa's service.
"Will you shut up and sit down jare!" Oluwa shouts.
"I apologies bhaiya. I was only trying to cheer everyone up. They look so sad bhaiya." Ramesh replies, then takes his seat.
After the service, Ramesh decides to apologize for the interruption for the interruption. "Sorry I am corrupt- I mean interrupt your tatti- I mean service. I am very apologies. Plz maafi" Ramesh says, laughing like the laughing emoji with sweat dripping down it's face. He is very charismatic.
"Mtswww" Oluwa hisses at Ramesh. "Your papa no beat you for you to come and talk to pastor like he's your mate??" He asks while rolling his eyes.
"My father used to beat me all the time, don't worry. We were very close like that before I left" Ramesh replies beaming like the sun.
"Good for you. Commot for road jare I get work to do." Oluwa says harshly.
"Would you like some chai sir?" Ramesh asks innocently with a small smile on his face.
"Gerrara here." Oluwa says, then packs his things, ready to close the church for the day. In this time, Ramesh leaves. Oluwa can't help but feel the slightest amount of guilt for the way he spoke to him, however, he brushes it aside and goes home.
