We are Scary Kids: a gc || Stray kids

Chapter 12: Why plant is meat vol.2

hYuNJin! :
guys remember my theory on why plant is meat

Me :
bro no don't bring that up again

hYuNJin! :
but no you guys MUST know!

felix✨ :
ik yk we know lee know

(ik yk we know lee know abracadabra)

~lino :
yes my child👹

I.N.😏 :
GUYSSSSS!!!!!!!

bang  chan :
OMG WHAT HAPPENED CHILD!?😱😱

Seungmin in the building! :
he just learnt that yeast is fungi

hYuNJin! :
how do yk?

Seungmin in the building! :
he just texted me

Me :
WAIT SO YEAST IS FUNGUS!!!!!💀💀💀

felix✨ :
WE'RE EATING FUNGUS!?!?!!?!💀💀💀💀
NEVDUDVXYSBSIDJFJDJDBUD

I.N.😏 :
Ikr I'm never eating a pizza again

Seungmin in the building! :
That's a very stupid reason to not eat a pizza yk you're eating big animals like beef, octopus, chicken and stuff yet you're disgusted by a MICROSCOPIC organism

I.N.😏 :
THATS THE EXACT REASON WHY I DONT WANT TO EAT IT

felix✨ :
yeah who knows where the yeast has been

Me :
Yeah what if we get food poisoning

han han~ :
ayo my gays!!!

bang chan :
shut up

hYuNJin! :
I thought I was dramatic but turns out it was a lie🥲

han han~ :
yall are srl getting worked up bc pizza has yeast in it

~lino :
never in a million light years i'd have thought that everyone would switch roles today

(the author is thinking the same)

hYuNJin! :
wait so guys then vegetarian pizza wouldn't actually be vegetarian😱

bang chan :
why are you after proving plant is non vegetarian!?😭😭

Me:
yeah srl what has plant ever done to you

hYuNJin! :
no it's all eggplant's fault!

~lino :
huh?

felix✨:
bro doesn't like eggplant

han han~ :
yeah we had the discussion on this long ago

I.N.😏 :
......

Seungmin in the building! :
why am I even here?
just to suffer!

han han~ :
seungmin can speak MEMES!?

felix✨ :
OH MY OH MY!!!!!

~lino :
and we're back to the train wreak

hYuNJin! :
anyways i've proposed my thesis in a VERY professional statement🤌

I.N.😏 :
why do you propose anything!?😭

Me :
no I think seungmin was right

Seungmin in the building! :
finally you've realised

bang chan :
worry not seungmin i was always with you
(even tho you called me old🥲)

felix✨ :
hyunjin must be typing a really long message

han han~ :
my broski is a jinius

hYuNJin! :
vegetarian pizza has yeast in it
yeast is fungi
therefore it is a living organism, and you kill the yeast and eat that
so vegetarian pizza is not really vegetarian since you're killing an organism and eating it.
and to get things from plant you've extract it by killing the plant and plant also has hormones and also is an living organism and probably has feelings too (which is yet to be proven).
but that makes plant products as non vegetarian things
thank you

~lino :
i don't even wanna read this

bang chan :
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO LONG!?

I.N.😏 :
chan hyung language

bang chan :
oh right my bad im so sorry

Seungmin in the building! :
this is most messed up thing I've ever read

felix✨ :
you sure there's much worst going on in this world that I've seen

han han~ :
bro you're a genius you should patent this and then hier scientists to prove this

hYuNJin! :
why do we need to prove it it's already proven by default

I.N.😏 :
true true

Me :
JEONGIN SINCE WHEN!?!?!?
JEVDUDHDUDHJDNFUJS

han han~ :
no i meant like just expriment to have documented proof

Seungmin in the building! :
how can a dumb person such as yourself know the process of this all?

felix✨ :
what do you know we've been requesting patents for so many things we're very familiar with the process

han han~ :
also I ain't dumb you can call us geniuses bc we've requests for so many patents in progress we might as well be the actual myth busters

hYuNJin! :
yup😁
like the other day we sent request for proving why circle is circle

~lino :
I can attest I'm NOT a part of this by any means

bang chan :
isn't it already proved tho?
like with maths?

Seungmin in the building! :
I've never lost so many brain cells in one day

Me :
this was such a bad idea

I.N.😏 :
I'm going bye

bang chan :
yeah me too i need sleep

Me :
MUM GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Seungmin in the building! :
I wish to regain my lost brain cells

~lino :
guys....yeah nvm

felix✨ :
okay bye guys
hyunjin han wanna talk in the personal gc?

hYuNJin! :
yeah see you there

han han~ :
HELL YEAH!!!!!
Seen by all

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Word count : 737
Upload on : April 2,2024
Idea/written by : yours truly😌

Yeast is FUNGI!?💀💀 no kidding I literally forgot how am I supposed to remember that it was in 7th grade but yeah we were studying the first chapter of botany and I learn yeast is fungi AGAIN

But the fanmeet was so GOOD🤩🤩🤩no kidding I LITERALLY like LITERALLY went insane after I saw the smart challenge I've screen recorded it and I jump,squeal,kick my feet,morph into fOivE year old me again everytime I see it