TUMBLR DAYCARE

-Meet Homestuck-

Please be aware that I cannot be in multiple fandoms. The fandoms added here are my fandoms.

>>Okamien
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On Phone:

Tumblr: Andrew Hussie?

AH: Ya got it.

Tumblr: You said that your son will be dropped off at three, am I correct?

AH: Yeah.

Tumblr: Well, it's 4:13p.m. Where are you?!

AH: They were selling apple juice, sorry. I'll be right there.

Tumblr: WHAT?!

Call Ended.

Tumblr leaned on their desk, sighing. Their first kid, and his stupid father went to buy sixty crates of apple juice rather than drop him off! Argh... Tumblr yelped when they heard a knock on the center door.

They leaped up from their desk and ran over. Pulling the door open, there stood a man, a garbage bag slung over his shoulder.

"Andrew Hussie?"

The man nodded. Tumblr tip-toed to look behind him, no kids. "Sorry, Mr. Hussie, but... Where is your son?"

Andrew slowly dumped the garbage bag on the doorstep and absconds, leaving Tumblr's sight. The garbage bag stirred, capturing Tumblr's attention. They leaned over and untied the bag.

Oh god, there's someone in here.

Tumblr dragged the unconscious grey body from the bag to the center. They placed the boy gently on the carpet and tried to wake him up.

The grey boy slowly stirred to life and bright yellow eyes with black slits met Tumblr's-I have no idea what eye color they have-eyes. The boy sat up and looked around. He gave a frown and slammed the floor in anger, surprising Tumblr. "W-Woah there, what's wrong?!"

The boy growled and spat,"Dammit, Andrew Hussie! This is NOT the cinema! Fucking cheating, that asshole." Tumblr immediately ran to their desk and checked the document.

"Homestuck...?"

The boy spun around. "Yeah?" Tumblr couldn't believe it. "It says that you're 8 here?! But you.. You're a teenager!"

Homestuck rolled his eyes and snapped,"Yeah, I am 8 sweeps old." Confused Tumblr is confused.

Homestuck stood up and settled himself on the couch and yawned. "Lemme explain, whoever you are..."

"I'm Homestuck, 8 sweeps old. Only grub of Andrew Hussie and Vriska Serket. I have a fetish of being a troll just like in Hussie's webcomic. Candy corn-like horns, grey skin and yadda yadda. My father has dumped me on your doorstep so you have to take care of me for gog knows how long. Now if you excuse me, I shall take a nap on this very couch. Nighty night."

He then plopped down and snored like a group of banshees being anally fisted.

Tumblr just stood there.