It's getting late and I'm in bed looking at all my social media. On Facebook it's saying 'Loki is on the loose... AGIAN'. Then on Twitter it's saying 'Loki comes to earth again'. This headline looks attractive so I scroll down and its first saying what Loki is up to and then it starts talking about me. Holy shit! I'm on social media. Tonight Mason is going to a work party and its 'only' staff member only. I choose to call him and tell him on fricken social media.
(M=me and B=babe(Mason))
B= Hey I can't talk right now
M= Can I please just tell you 1 thing
B=Babe I have to go
M=What's more important me or you stupid work idiots
B=They are not idiots
M=I'm guessing it your work dummy's
B=Babe please
M= We are done do not come back
B=What did I do wrong
M=First of all you cut me off on the phone this morning and second of all you choose them over me
B=Who's them
M=OMG THIS IS WHY WE ARE NOT MEANT TO WITH EACH OTHER
And that's when I hang up on him. I don't even know how we met.
Next morning
I wake with my Skype ringing. I look at it and it's Thor. It's 7:30 in the morning. Why is he ringing at this time. When the screen comes up its... LOKI! This will ever stop.
"I'm coming to get you"he says with a grin on his face. Then he hangs up. This is very creepy. I call Tony. I hope you know why.
(M=me and T=Tony)
T=Yes
M=When you next available
