total drama island 2 (affectionately known as total drama rarepairs)

"you don't get to sigh! you haven't even met me!"

The camera faded in, showing a placid lake and dock. Suddenly, a raven-headed man popped up, a large grin on his face. "Yo!" he said, waving. He pointed at the camera, providing the audience with an unfortunate angle of his face. "We're coming at you...pre-recorded from Camp Wawanakwa! Anyone getting deja vu?" The host walked across the dock, explaining the premise. "After I turned this camp into a radioactive wasteland, sunk this very island, and got arrested, I realized that the way things have been is not cool, dudes. People want the original back, and while we can't have yet another season of just the first generation people, they're still coming back for more! For this actual all-star season, we've invited 13 originals, 9 second gen-ners, and 2 Pahkitew freaks! Now, to introduce our campers, on Total! Drama! Island! 2!

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine.

The camera flew past Chris and Chef playing a card game, the cards flying into the air.

You guys are on my mind.

It zoomed up the cliff and into the water, where Dawn was meditating. Courtney was attempting to, but she swam up for air. The camera followed her, and she surfaced.

You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see.

Floating on the placid lake on a paddleboard was Trent, strumming on his guitar. He blushed as Courtney surfaced, and the camera switched to the forest, following Sky, who was hang gliding through the clouds. She ran into a tree, and fell onto a rock, right in front of Lightning.

I wanna be famous!

The camera moved forward a bit, and Gwen, who was sitting on a tree stump with her sketchpad, gave a thumbs-up to Lindsay, who was posing for her.

I wanna live close to the sun.

Justin and Alejandro were sitting in a raft, talking, until they realized it was plummeting. They both shielded their faces as they landed on a log.

So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

Zoey and Mike were sitting on said log, making out, and the combined weight cracked it.

Everything to do, nothing in my way. I'll get there one day.

Leshawna, while dancing with Beth, "accidentally" kicked Alejandro over to the outhouse. Owen conveniently walked out of it, leaving green fumes in his wake. The door slammed behind Alejandro, locking him in.

'Cause I wanna be famous!

Noah was reading a book in the mess hall as Chef stirred the mysterious green soup. Noah gave a deadpan look into the camera after seeing the 'food'. The camera pans to Heather and Duncan, who are both sitting on the steps down to the beach, looking gloomy.

Na na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na na!

The camera panned to Brick, who was doing push-ups on the dock until a giant pink tentacle came up from under the dock, grabbing him and pulling him under the water.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

Jasmine and Cameron were skipping rocks into the lake, the sun setting. The camera panned up, the sun transitioning into the campfire. The camera zoomed in on Ezekiel and Anne Maria looking confused until Chris popped up, smiling. They both slapped him. The campers whistled, and the sign lit up with the name "Total Drama Island 2"

"So, let's get this show on the road!" Chris said, gesturing to the boat that was coming toward him on the dock. It stopped, and everyone's favorite heavyweight blonde came charging out.