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二十五

IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE

BUT

KIM HONGJOONG??!?!

"Even though he's quieter than anyone else, when he spreads his wings, he is someone who's like a peacock, who's more glorious than anyone else."

DUDE I STARTED CRYING.

LIKE SEONGHWA MY VAIN PEACOCK (non-derogatory)

(for clarification, started writin' on my b-day and ended up only get 200 words down before dying)

(For further clarification, fuck I'm the worst when it comes to time management)

(For extended clarification FUCK EXAMS MAN)

RMBR TO SHEESH

(Stay Healthy, Eat Everything, Stay Hydrated)

-Scarlet/Rain<33 (The birthday girl mofos)

"Wooyoung calm down!" Seonghwa slapped Wooyoung lightly, the royal guards that surrounded them-

Sorry, royal guard.

It was just Yunho.

Somehow Seonghwa and Wooyoung had managed to convince the guards that they only needed Yunho, even after they were 'allegedly' kidnapped and held hostage.

As the group travelled through the dusty, crowded streets, glances and shouts and cameras were thrown their way, but a respectful distance was also maintained. They entered a decoration store called Mu's Muse, where they perused the Christletide decor on display with slight joy.

Of course they walked out with a free gift and the Christletide Bloom in perfect condition, they were royalty and noble people after all, but something was off the moment they stepped out of the shop.

The streets were less crowded and salespeople were packing up faster, which unnerved the group as they strolled their way back to the castle, Wooyoung gazing around confusedly with Yunho on guard and wary.

Then a big bang went off.

The sound of a gunshot.

Yunho drew his sword and scowled, moving in front of the 2 royals protectively, Wooyoung drew a small dagger from behind his back and stepped behind Seonghwa. "Wooyoung where did you get that?" Seonghwa raised an eyebrow and Wooyoung rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

"I may or may not have opened one of Captain Joong's presents early..."

Seonghwa sighed, "You impatient rat-"

"Well well well, what do we have here?"

Seonghwa recognised that voice.

Wooyoung recognised that voice.

Yunho recognised that voice.

"2 royals and their loyal guard, heard you guys got back in the kingly business~" Wade slurred, his right hand man holding him up wearily as he continued on, "you all never let me get MY share of that."

Yunho scoffed and stood up straight, tilting Wade's chin up with his sword, "Nobody asked. Please shut your mouth."

Wade scoffed and shoved himself off of his helper, struggling to stand up straight for a moment before growling a small, "Make me."