(tf2) the whole team is inlove with you(ur those cringy cat girls thingy anime)

chapter one(i suck at writing btw)(womp womp)

you have forms,literally just a cat
you like miss pauling
your a girl n gay
you liek miss pauling
team loves u except pyro spy n heavy.
i put mitski for no reason

your sleeping in your bed, cozy as FUCK, the birds chirping and the sunlight peeking through the gaps of your blinds, you wake up, your cat tail swiftly goes up and down(dont know words man i SUCK)"another fucking day. i hate my life god."you said as you stand up grab clothes for you to get into in the shower, and headed out to the showering room. Luckily, to your suprise the room was empty. "its empty, good." you throw your clothes on the table and start showering, blah blah blah i suck as you were done showering, you dried your self up with the towel, and started dressing up. you take the hairbrush on the shelf and start brushing your hair until it was untangled "god i hate tangled hair. i wonder whats todays breakfast." you said as you wonder what it could be, your cat ears and tail goes up as you smell pancakes outside, at this time you were hungry for pancakes. "pancakes sounds really fucking good right now.. and i am fucking starving" you hang your towel but it fell, though you didnt give a shit and walked into the kitchen, the whole team looks at you except spy, scout was the one to greet you first. "hey sweetcheeks, your on time!" he says, jerkingly (idk if thats a word) your cat ears and tail goes down, you respond back with "fuck off scout." not the best, but its all you can think of. "ey see.. ye actin' hard te get ar' ye?" demoman says towards you. your cat ears and tail alert up"if you try hitting me up again i will shove up an goddamn KNIFE up your ass." that was your reply, couldve been more menacing but you already said that. no turning back. spy giggles "the fuck are you laughing at? your next but with a stale baguette you fucking frenchie." DAMN GO GIRL! "i just find the shoving a knife up his ass joke funny, its funny, and i laugh. dont get so worked up." the frenchie replies (fuck you frenchie but i also want you (off character lmao)) "whatever floats your boat frenchie." your cat ears and tails goes down of course your gonna say that goddamn but anyways the foods done and engineer was cookin "foods ready boys! an' stop bullyin lil (your name), yar gon make her cry." your cat ears go up, fuck you engineer
"geez you think in incapable of defending myself? how do you think i got on this team?" ROAST EM ROAST EM (im just too bored to be serious) "wha- no! i- oh. i just realized what i said, im sorry." i love you engineer!2!2!(off character) "fine."your cat ears and tail go down, defeated or something, CHOW DOWN yeah all of the team starts eating theyre pancakes with puffy cream on it(forgot the name of that thing) as you eat your pancake, some puffy ass cream gets on your nose, you were about to wipe it off but scout quickly noticed it, used his finger to wipe it off and lick it off his finger your cat ears and tails alert up.
"yknow what would be betta? if the cream was somewhere down-"
scout gets cut off "okay scout, shut the bloody hell up." sniper says (don't worry scout and sniper will eventually start kissing/j) although folding the pancake would be much better yknow but people make their own decisions. you make the dumbest ones i am guaranteed "weird-" you are officially CUTTED OFF!!/ you get cut off with the sound of the telephone ringing, heavy grabs the telephone, has a small chit chatter and then the call ends. "its miss pauling, she said theres an meeting." Heavy says. your heart pounds. your cat ears and tail goes up, the team looks at you questioning if you like pauling or not (YEHEY PAULIN!1!1!1! MY BELOVED I LOVE U PAULINGGG) is all you can process in your head. as everyone got done with their breakfast, and the dishes cleaned, miss pauling enters, the whole team including you, greets her "alright lets get to the briefing room." miss pauling says, clearly in a hurry. everyone enters the briefing room and sat down on the chairs. "so-" miss pauling kept talking and discussing about something while you were just admiring her, by now you would probably get noticed but no one speaks a word except miss pauling. you have your eyes focused all on her, you remember, you have a sketchbook.. filled with miss pauling in it.. and some unquestionable things.. but your an artist and you can draw ANYTHING. as far as REALLY unquestionable stuff. before you know it, the meetings over, blud you didnt even listen to a word except "so" and that was it, you kept admiring her goddamnit but anyways, you plan to ask her out or atleast win her as a girlfriend
i guarantee you wouldnt even rizz her up as your narrator im always right !! "i wanna ask her out.. but i need advice from someone.." you whispered to yourself, your cat ears go down in realization that you would need advice from the team. the JERKS. you enter your room, grab a piece of paper and start listing the team to see if they could give good advice, scout,soldier, pyro, and demoman ofcourse, was not there, you guarantee they suck at advice for asking out a girl.

this has too much words im making another chapter fac u