This one's a little scary... and full of shitty grammar. Good luck.
stikmann and sticcman were the most epic people ever. They railed every day anywhere and everywhere. "FILL ME UP WITH FUCKING CREAM, STIKMANN" screamed sticcman as their railing session went on. The neighbours were sick of listening to their constant banging, the screams, yells and other noises were quite annoying in the middle of the night. everyone in their area could agree. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" screeched stikman. he sounded like he was hit on the head with a frying pan, hammer and a double-decker jumbo jet.
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In fact, he was! Because Sticcman lifted up his scrotum and pulled a fighter jet out of his ass, and started repeatedly bashing Stikman's head with it.
"Oh yes, daddy, concuss me harder~!!!" Stikman screeched, edging ever closer to his release. He was starting to feel disoriented as Sticcman started spinning Stikman by his bald scalp.
(HELP "CONCUSS ME HARDER" IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER WRITTEN)
"Oh my god, yasss, pookie babygirl smash sigma giga chad daddy alpha Sticcman, disorientate me further~!!!!!" Stikman cried and moaned, his knuckles turning white from gripping Stikman
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Both of the stickmen whined and grunted, getting the odd satisfaction off beating the shit out of eachother.
"FUCK YEAHHHH." One of them grunted, caressing a fat butcher knife before lobbing it to space and back.
"Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow." The other said, probably on lots of crack cocaine. (Idfk what to write♡).
(Relatable)
They both begin orgasming in a heterosexual manner. One of them began tickling the other man's huge, minimal, fat, juicy, No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride sized cock cutely.
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Stick man became to come violently jumping up and down because why not then sudden and trampoline appeared!! They begins to jump up and down on their but then suddenly! StiKman falls!!
Because he is a stick he breaks and cripples.. 'No.. ' sticcman says depressedly ' NOO ' he cried sharting intensely, sticcman man rips stikmans currently dead cock off and puts it in his mouth for one last taste.. ' yum.. ' he says quietly.
He then spits out the cock into a jar filled with stikmans cum and closes the lid giving the jar a light kiss.
He makes out with the dead sticks asshole tasting it for one. Last. Time. But then suddenly! Shit came out!! (Bc when u die all ur shit and stuff comes out) this only made sticcman miss stikman more :cc
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he licked up the shit, agressively wanking harder then before. ‘i need to get rid of all my cvm ur the only one i should edge for’ he moaned. he then began to overdose on cocaine as he continued edging.
he then had a seizure and dies and his body exploded with cum shit and other bodily fluids. now there together in hell because they are gays and gays deserve to be and hell and rot forever.
they got into gell and began to fuck as spirits. stikkmans pubes flossing sticcmans stik teeth as his massive pusi humped his face.’ oooooo thats the spotttt ughghh’ he screamed gagging on stikkmans cvm.
satan then joined in as hes gay as his fat, veiny, fiery, magna, juicy, sweating , back arching, leg shaking, wheelchair amensing, fat tipped,pussy popping, gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlbossing, faggot cock was shoved down sticcmans throat and out his ass
(That was such a beautiful ending <333 I shed a tear)
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