General Nonsense

Quavers

L: I shove Quavers up my bum
Me: WHAT???
J: How would you even get them up there? They'd just break...
Me: WHY ARE WE OVERTHINKING QUAVERS UP SOMEONES ARSE?!?!?!
J: I suppose you could shove the crumbs up there?
Me: STOP!!!
J: Quaver crumbs
Me: NO!