some dirty n funny things (vsoo)

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Let's start....

Actually they all are married you can guess the  couple ......

V jk jimin suga are chit chatting about their marriage life.... 💏

Tae: you know it's been two days I didn't did that thing.... poutlly

Jk : what thing hyung ** smirking **

Tae: jk u already married you how can u don't know what I'm talking about u dumb... ** while patting his head**

Jimin: yeah jk u little innocent u really don't know it's been five months your marriage
.....u didn't do that too... ** laughing **

Suga: hey stop u guys are so dirty minded.. bt jk is not...

Jk: but hyung can you tell what is that thing... ** innocently **...

Jimin: sex lol sex u pabo .. now I understand why lisa scold u *** teasingly *** but tae why you didn't did sex is something happened between you  and JISOO 🤔...

Tae: no jimin not like that....

Jk : den wht huyng...

Tae: ahnnnn she's on her period bro... ahnn I hate it..

After hearing tae Jimin started laughing 😂

Suga : hey shortie stop laughing and you tae did you thinks ur wife is sex machine she need rest bro...

Jimin: hyung your saying like you didn't did sex .....

Jk : ohhh hyung same lisa also on her period it's been five days... 

Jimin: u guys have problem right now ** teasingly ** .. what about you suga huyng I guess u don't have any problem...

Suga: I'm not like you guys... who always thinks about sex...  **annyongily**

Jk: we will gonna wait for complete their periods....  we can't did sex  when their on their periods...

Tae: ahnnn yes jk u are right... but I can't control myself.. 😩  but jimin u also don't have any problem right now so you are enjoying..

Jimin: ofcourse I don't have ... tonight I'm gonna do this... I already miss my roseie 😘 I can't wait for tonight... but tae u can do other stuffs like kiss , cuddle like more u know ** smirking **

Suga: I'm so done with you guys ....  🙄

Jk: be romantic hyung otherwise jennie noona gonna leave you... ** teasingly **

Suga: u shut up bunny... I love her so much and she also  den why would she ...

Tae: guys I can see jisoo's hips right now... ufffs so sexxxxxxy 😵 👅💋...

Jimin: tae you are dreaming about your wife right now 🤣...

Jk : yeah I also can see Lisa's long leg  🦵🏻😩 ....

Suga: I miss jennie's cat eyes 😾... 

Jimin: ohh my even suga huyng ...  I also miss my Rosies chubby cheek 😋..  everyone is missing their wife's den why we don't go home ...let's go guys...

Tae: jimin you are right my brother let's go 😩... bye see you guys..

With that they all left...

Tae's side....

Jisoo Jisoo where are you baby I miss you already.... whre is she .. he searched everywhere but she's nowhere to find.... my love whre are you... ahnnn fuvck whre is she...  den he dile her number... but she's not picking.... ahhnn dmn that girl.....  den he thought calling about his friends...

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