Pov y/n
For as long as I remember, everyone daid I was destined for greatness....well that's not exactly what I'd call greatness....
Y/n: do you have the app for the réduction?
Dude: yeah, I heard there was a reduction tomorrow too
Y/n: yeah we're almost throwing away all the copies of some dvds
Dude: like which ones?
Y/n: morbius madame web, the flash and Shazam 2
Dude: holly cheeseburger, all my favorite
The guy leave and a older guy comes in
Yhwach: you waste your talent here boy
Y/n: yeah well you have nothing to buy and so you're wasting time and everyone behind you in the line is ready to make a twitter thread about you
Yhwach: as my heir I REFUSE TO SEE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME AS A CASHIER
Y/n: sir this is an ultra market.....could you move aside and let people continue their lives?
He sigh and take a small chocolate bar
Timeskip
As I get home I start to feel a weird dark presence looming over me
I turn around and see a giant black monster with a white mask
Y/n: what the hell is that?
The monster moves to attack me, but get cut in half by the man from the ultra market line
Yhwach: "that" as you said is a hollow, a dangerous monster that feeds pf humans and spiritual energy
Y/n: can you restart those explanations in English, but in English and for people with a IQ so low that you find oil if you pick it up you find oil
Yhwach: these monsters will kill you if you let them, that is their goal
Y/n: SEE, when you say it like that it's much easier to understand
Yhwach: these monsters won't stop until you are dead, I can teach you how to defend yourself against them
Y/n: you sound very nice for a guy that would no doubt be into molesting children, thank you, and bye now dude
Yhwach: you are the heir to the throne of the quincies boy
Y/n: what the hell is a quincy
Yhwach: so your parents never told you
Y/n: speaking of them, they also said not to speak with strangers....so see ya chum
Timeskip
Arriving home, I feel weird, like someone is watching
I get in and see my parents talk to the guy who saved me
Dad: son, we need to talk
Y/n: THIS GUY HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR HOURS
Mom: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO HIS MAJESTY THE SON OF THE SOUL KING, father of all quincies
Y/n: ENGLISH DAMMIT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS A QUINCY ANYWAY?
Dad: sit down son, it will be long
One long explanation latter
Y/n: quincies sound very....dark period of germany, beside, I hope not all quincies are actually your children, you'd have to pay alot in child support....and that would also be kinda incestuous
